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axlrose4eva
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« on: August 26, 2008, 03:24:32 PM »
mine isn't so crazy but i heard that in order to get the drum sound Axl wanted for the album he had the walls in the studio triple coated..not to crazy but im sure you've heard some crazier shit
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 03:37:03 PM »
yes buckethead with a lot of porn and a chicken coop lol
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 03:58:18 PM »
Yoda with having to inspect the aura on pictures of all persons who work on Chinese Democracy.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2008, 04:01:15 PM »
-Axl Rose open letter
-Moby trying to work with Axl
-Biff Tannen
-The "ugly cd art" from Royal accident
-Portugal Incident
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2008, 04:16:12 PM »
Yeah the story with Yoda was so crazy , Axl isn't 100% mentally stable
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 04:20:30 PM »
Got 2

1. Spending three or so months or whatever it was to get the drum sound from "Nevermind" and then Zutaut comes in and has the crew go by the cd.

2. Record company (I believe it was Interscope at the time) calls up Axl and tells him some guy (I forget his name) wants to produce the album and that they're sending over cd's of stuff he's produced. Axl gets the cd's and backs over them with his Ferrari at the interscope hq!!!  lol
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2008, 04:34:28 PM »
Well the craziest story I've heard was that there's some kind of voodoo spell on Axl Rose that... well, causes every carefully plotted plan regarding Chinese Democracy to be blown to shit the minute it manifests. The text
below was copied from an email:



[...] And then someone cursed Axl Rose. A mighty Bokor - a voodoo priest - he created a spell so powerful,
no one could ever break it. The spell read: "From this day on when it's retail, let Axl meet an EPIC FAIL" [...]

And so it was written

The new direction should be more "eastern"? Chinese letters & culture are hyped over the top - FAIL.

Axl braids his hair for a new exciting look? Braided hair grow fashionable and every fat student has 'em - FAIL.

Axl tries to create a new sound going Industrial? Industrial music flooding the market - FAIL.

CD gets handed over by the time "Contraband" got handed over? Management issues; record delayed - FAIL.

Great shows during 2006 and now a new complete album? Management screwheads; record delayed - FAIL.

Exclusive rights to include Shackler's Revenge on Rock Band 2? Shackler's Revenge leaks - FAIL.

[...]


This is so retarded  lol
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 04:47:00 PM »
Fuh koff, is the 'Yoda' story weird....
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2008, 05:07:16 PM »
the best one is still him promising the chinese emporer that he wont release the CD till china gets the olympics (if CD comes out this year thats gonna be the best coincidence ever)
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 05:25:17 PM »
Some crackhead i remember was coming up with stories on the GNR communities that Axl Rose wasn't the real Axl Rose anymore and used the NBA 2001 video and random pictures as proof. Saying he had decoys and doubles all over the place like Saddam Hussien used to.

Some of the stories Reincarnated used to come up with as well where fucking loooooool crazy.
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 05:34:40 PM »
Quote from: GGS on August 26, 2008, 05:25:17 PM


Some of the stories Reincarnated used to come up with as well where fucking loooooool crazy.



Oh, lord.....remember the threads?

MAYBE AXL WILL ADMIT HE'S AN ALIEN THIS YEAR?

Try reading his posts...pure gold.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 06:27:27 PM »
Wasnt there some shit said about the 2nd album being Russian Invasion?


lol China is showing off there democracy(I know they are not , but they have changed a lot the past 20 years in reguard to democracy)

And Russia is Invading countries... lol



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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2008, 07:08:12 PM »
Im watching the Democractic National Convention on CNN (Go Barack) and they have this huge stage with towering moniters, I think it would be cool as fucking hell to play Madagascar and have a video on the moniters of all the horrible economic , foreign and domestic failures that Bush and the republicans have done.


Damn bastards raised taxes on the one thing that couldnt fight back....... our future.
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2008, 07:49:48 PM »
The story about Bucketheads recording methods has to be the one for me
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 08:47:06 PM »
 I think the craziest thing I have heard/not heard about the whole thing is the lack of anything really .. usually bands will talk about their songs and the album and how things sound .. (or if they quit the band or not) and how things are going ...  it is truely crazy to not any info (offical info)

 but bucket head and the dog poop.. and axls crystal healers  does come pretty close to the looney side of things
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