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[costanza]

Hopefully a video for better .. and maybe a personal video / message on their website from axl

[XMr.BrownstoneX]

you'll crap in your pants.

[RatPigeon]

It's two thirty a.m., I'm writing a report which I find incredibly boring, I just read this;

you'll crap in your pants.

and spat the ice cream I was eating all over my computer. 

When the countdown gets to zero Axl Rose will share his Dr Pepper with Buckethead.

[cullumania]

Axl Rose will host a live puppet show via webcam starring Slash, played by Axl's cock.

[XMr.BrownstoneX]

It's two thirty a.m., I'm writing a report which I find incredibly boring, I just read this;

and spat the ice cream I was eating all over my computer. 

When the countdown gets to zero Axl Rose will share his Dr Pepper with Buckethead.

[Coma_Rose]

Axl Rose will host a live puppet show via webcam starring Slash, played by Axl's cock.

FTW.

[Shakers of Giza]

Axl Rose will host a live puppet show via webcam starring Slash, played by Axl's cock.

Fookin unbelievable! 

And Duff & Matt are painted in his balls   

[deadxsouth]

i'm not taking sides, but i can certainly understand both sides.
let me just use a quote from a new song (won't name it, cuz i don't wanna get banned): "no body owes you, one god damn thing"

monds, i'm not meaning to ruin anybody's wait fro CD, i just used a simple quote, i hope it isn't against the rules... 

God damn, grow a pair...

[bengalfan2779]

when the timer reaches zero.....i see it leading to a video made by axl. he will be sitting in his house and will state that he is glad we all  stuck by him and that we are great fans. Axl then begins to smirk a little and Ashton Kutcher comes outta nowhere and says we have all been part of the biggest punk'd episode of all time!

[MrSnake]

The 0 on the timer will morph into Mick Wall's lips which are forming a perfect "O" combining shock, anger and pain as the truth of Chinese Democracy's release and Axl's greatness fucks him in the ass like the bitch he is. The Release of Truth then injects Scott Weiland with the gift of hearing whereupon he burns all his own albums then runs off screaming "I'm Eddie Vedder lite".

The Release of Truth then dons a string wifebeater vest and promptly slaps some sense into Courtney Love  as an adoring world watches gleefully. The big lipped, talent vacuum, publicity hungry cunt then begs our forgiveness for all her sins then slits her own throat with a copy of Chinese Democracy. The world duly gives praise and love to Chinese Democracy. The Hand of Axl then smites all of the unbelievers and in an act of perfect kindness replaces Jesse "the gay devil" Hughes' awfully tight, camp purple shirt with a GnR Tee shirt. Balance is restored in the world and all may live happily

[LIFER]

I personally am really liking these answers. this thread is to blow off steam. Please keep em' coming. I'm dying here, these are just priceless. Serious is welcome too, but I like to see the imagination.

It would be cool to have it just go to a full screen video for Chinese Democracy, with some live clips thrown in, and then have a really good detailed website pop up with a place to post some feedback to the band about things, and for the band to leave the occasional response if it is warranted.

I can dream can't I?

[ErEr]

the counter are all the copies that are avaiable..