Deam Lineup Band, Dead or Alive

[Fenderjaguar213]

Which Would Be your Dream Line up of a Band??? You've gotta say all the members, give the band a name and what they would be catorgerized as and how their career will go, how long will they last etc...........................
I Know half of you are probably gonna wanna put Hendrix on Lead Guitar, Bonham On Drums, and mercury on Vocals but you have to take their egos and personalitys into perspective.

 (e.g Hendrix is always passed out before the gig and hates mercury because he's gay and bonham is just happy as long as he has 12 barrels of beer and 29 Models in his Dressing Room and Mercury becomes Deppressed from bein hated and ignored from his band members and leads to his Suicide)

Oh Yeah they Can Be Dead or Alive the Members, so get Creating
And If some people start posting "Get a life" " What a dumb Thread" go and post whats your fav GNR Song in the n00b section.

[Fenderjaguar213]

Is No One imaginative or somethin?????? Well While Im At It I'll Do Mine

Members: Lars Ulrich (Drums), Lemmy Kilmister ( Bass), Phil Anselmo (Vocals) Keith Richards ( Rythm Guitar) Eddie Van Halen ( Lead Guitar)

Name: Accepted By Rejection

Carreer: The Band is Formed in 1989, with the demise of Metallica (or Alcholica), both Rolling Stones and Motorhead on a 10 year break, Eddie leaving Van Halen and finding and auditioning singer Anselmo after they saw him perform a Vocal Competion with a guitar in a Underground Band, became ABR. The band decide to record their self titled album, which producers recall as bein a metal Masterpiece, then decide not to realese untill the whole grunge scene died down a bit, there first gig is at donnigton, which had sold out and promote the new album with a tour. The album Sells over a millon copies worldwide but only gets to No.2, for the next 3 years they realease one other album and tour for the rest. Tensions Rise In The band as Lemmy and Kieth are left to wright songs while Eddie and Lars end up partying too much and lars dies from a heart attack, which is replaced by Vince Paul Abbot for 1 and half a year. Phil Becomes Ignored and hated by the band because of the amount of support he had recieved from audiences, and becomin phils band instead of ABR, Phil starts to lash out on Band Members and eventually held in prison for beating up hotel staff, On the last show of their world tour Phil announces in the sold out staples Center in Hollywood, that this band was a train heading for a brick wall and he wanted to save himself from being Dragged Down. The Band Splits up in late 1995[/b]

[ageisler18]

Lars Ulrich(Drums) Kurt Cobain(Guitar) Geddy Lee(Vocals/Bass)  

Name: The All-Suck All-Stars

This band was put together, thats right, in order to suck.  To make this dream possible we first had to remove Geddy Lee's fingers only becuase he is legit.  Lars Ulrich, when not busy bitching, jams with Kurto find the most unoriginal drums and guitar parts possible. As it can be imagine, their first album(Vaginal Discharge), has been laced with the eleven borring-est songs to ever grace someones ears.  Men pray on all things holy to not be exposed to such a steaming pile of shit ever again.

[dyhabs]

Scott Ian--Rythm Guitar
Joe Satriani--Lead Guitar
Max Cavelera--Vocals
Tommy Lee--Drums
Gene Simmons--Bass

Name :Thredhadeadmetal (combo of Thrash/Shred/Hair Metal/Death Metal)

Combinations of all the metals in one with the greatest of greats Gene Simmons.  This would be the ultimate band!!

[axlstwin]

Mel C- Vocals
Mel B- Vocals
Geri Halliwell- Vocals
Victoria Adams- Vocals
Emma Bunton- Vocals


Name: The Spice Girls.


Describtion- This band formed in the nineties as an alternative to the crappy mainstream pop world. Their debut album "Mother-Fucking Spice World" gained instant success in the rock world and earned Kerrang's title of "Best New Metal Band." From there they changed their direction, opting for a more grungey sound. On their new sound, Emma Bunton said "Fuck off, we'll make whatever music we wanna make" the pursuing single "Wannabe" was largely based on these views containing such controversial lyrics as "Ill tell ya what i want, what i really, really want."

The group disbanded in the early 21st century due to drug related issues.

[CrashDiet_x]

Mel C- Vocals
Mel B- Vocals
Geri Halliwell- Vocals
Victoria Adams- Vocals
Emma Bunton- Vocals


Name: The Spice Girls.


Describtion- This band formed in the nineties as an alternative to the crappy mainstream pop world. Their debut album "Mother-Fucking Spice World" gained instant success in the rock world and earned Kerrang's title of "Best New Metal Band." From there they changed their direction, opting for a more grungey sound. On their new sound, Emma Bunton said "Fuck off, we'll make whatever music we wanna make" the pursuing single "Wannabe" was largely based on these views containing such controversial lyrics as "Ill tell ya what i want, what i really, really want."

The group disbanded in the early 21st century due to drug related issues.

lmfao    

[CrashDiet_x]

anyhoo



Axl Rose (vocals)
Joe Perry (lead guitar)
Retarded Fish the spider (rythm guitar)
Nikki Sixx (Bass)
Tommy Lee (Drums

Name: Get spaz. Make friends with spaz. Eat spaghetti.



The Band is formed in 3022, at this moment my friends spider (Retarded fish) is the biggest thing in gangsta rap, yet four frozen people from the distant past convince him to join a rock  band; however RF wants to have plastic surgery so he can look like Buzz Lightyear, however this goes wrong and he dies and this is the end of the gospel cos i cant be bothered. Amen

[carlosmontana]

the dead band:

bonham
entwhistle
hendrix
joplin

[atrent]

Vocols:friedy murcay
Lead/Rythem:Slash
Bass:Gean Simmions
Drums:Tommy Lee

SuperHuman

made in 1980 they were at a club and werel in diffrent bands but wanted to fuck around a try somthing new.so they got up on stage and did a show. from there they wen on to be the best in the world.

[ShePoutsHerBest]

Vocals-Axl Rose
Lead Guitar-Slash
Rythm Guitar-Izzy Stradlin
Bass-Duff
Drums-Steven Adler

[atrent]

Vocals-Axl Rose
Lead Guitar-Slash
Rythm Guitar-Izzy Stradlin
Bass-Duff
Drums-Steven Adler

i 100% agree but i think he wanted us to make somthing ubserd thats next to imposable!

[ShePoutsHerBest]

Vocals-Axl Rose
Lead Guitar-Slash
Rythm Guitar-Izzy Stradlin
Bass-Duff
Drums-Steven Adler

i 100% agree but i think he wanted us to make somthing ubserd thats next to imposable!

Exactley

[atrent]

Vocals-Axl Rose
Lead Guitar-Slash
Rythm Guitar-Izzy Stradlin
Bass-Duff
Drums-Steven Adler

i 100% agree but i think he wanted us to make somthing ubserd thats next to imposable!

Exactley

ohhh ok got ya.

[PurpleHaze]

This is sooo difficult so I made 2

Lead Vocals - Michael Jackson
Lead Guitar / Backing Vocals - Hendrix
Lead Guitar / Rhythm Guitar - Slash
Pianos / Keyboards / Synthesizers - Mozart
Bass - Les Claypool
Drums - Dave Weckl

or

Lead Vocals - Freddie Mercury
Lead / Rhythm Guitar - Joe Satriani
Lead / Rhythm Guitar / Keyboards - Shawn Lane
Bass - Billy Sheehan
Drums - Brain