Author Topic: SONG (or solo or whatever) BATTLES (Read 727 times)

misterbrownstone · « **on:** June 22, 2006, 05:24:59 PM »

okay, i saw this on Metboard...

pick 2 GN'R songs (or solos or whatever) and they face off in an epic battle to the death!!!!

ROUND I

ESTRANGED VS. COMA!!!

gnrforever · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2006, 05:48:25 PM »

Estranged takes a gun to coma "Bang" coma is dead

Next round

Better ot I.R.S

Kov · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2006, 05:52:30 PM »

IRS makes you headbang, but the intro is rainsong ripoff, so BANG IRS is out. (song rocks though)

Chinese Democracy or Welcome to the Jungle?

gnrforever · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2006, 05:55:33 PM »

Quote from: "Kov"

IRS makes you headbang, but the intro is rainsong ripoff, so BANG IRS is out. (song rocks though)

Chinese Democracy or Welcome to the Jungle?

welcome to the jungle takes out another gun but this time its really big.

welcome says hes gonna bring you to your na na na knees(hes got a stutter). And he shoots CD right were it hurts.

Next round

It's so easy v My Michelle

this game gets boring after a while

Kov · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:01:52 PM »

It's so easy to beat up My michelle.

TWAT or CITR?

gnrforever · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:05:59 PM »

Quote from: "Kov"

It's so easy to beat up My michelle.

TWAT or CITR?

CITR goes over and twats TWAT on the nose.CITR wins

Rocket queen or YCBM

Kov · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:08:43 PM »

You could be mine - sais YCBM, and OWNS Rocket Queen. (oh that one was sooo bad...

:D:D)

November Rain or Sweet Child of Mine?

gnrforever · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:28:03 PM »

Quote from: "Kov"

You could be mine - sais YCBM, and OWNS Rocket Queen. (oh that one was sooo bad... :D:D)

November Rain or Sweet Child of Mine?

November rain meets sweet child of mine and SCOM tells NR he is his father. NR kills himself (i prefer NR so i didnt want to say that but couldnt think of anything else.

Pretty tied up v dont cry

im off to bed now hopefully someone else will carry on

misterbrownstone · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:30:07 PM »

Pretty Tied Up. unless it's the Alternative lyrics version, then it's that.

There Was a Time or The Blues?

ageisler18 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:31:22 PM »

The blues tried to beat off all over twat and barely finished in time.

SCOM or November Rain solo

gnrforever · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:33:25 PM »

Quote from: "misterbrownstone"

Pretty Tied Up. unless it's the Alternative lyrics version, then it's that.

There Was a Time or The Blues?

i dont think you understand what your meant to do!!!

LostInTheGarden · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:35:34 PM »

it's his thread, so whatever he does is right

misterbrownstone · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:36:26 PM »

Quote from: "gnrforever"

i dont think you understand what your meant to do!!!

i made the thread, so i know what i'm doing. go to metboard, you guys make it confusing by making a story out of it:

http://www.metboard.com/index.php?showtopic=3864&hl=

gnrforever · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2006, 03:27:49 AM »

Quote from: "misterbrownstone"

i made the thread, so i know what i'm doing. go to metboard, you guys make it confusing by making a story out of it:

http://www.metboard.com/index.php?showtopic=3864&hl=

i dont want to go there. i want to stay here :crybaby:

i must have got the wrong idea on this thread then sorry.

Kov · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2006, 04:45:05 AM »

It's more fun if you make a story out of it. This is not metboard, this is CD.com, we do stuff like that in STYLE.

gnrforever · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2006, 07:57:28 AM »

Quote from: "Kov"

It's more fun if you make a story out of it. This is not metboard, this is CD.com, we do stuff like that in STYLE.

thanks for sticking up for me

the way you worded it Mr B sounded as if you wanted a story with it

Kov · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2006, 08:00:37 AM »

But seriously, how boring is this?

Quote

WTTJ vs PC

Quote

PC.

Better vs Twat.

Quote

Better.

NR or SCOM?

etcetcetc let's do the fighting thing.

gnrforever · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2006, 08:04:52 AM »

NR

KOHD v LALD

LALD

etc etc etc

why not KOHD knocks on heaven and asks for some back up.

Someone famous who is big and has big guns(cant think of anyone) comes and takes out LALD

patience v Your Crazy

chineseroses · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2006, 11:46:29 AM »

your crazy goes in flying fists, but patience takes its time, relaxs, and nails a right fist into the cratch of yourr crazy.

Patience wins.

Dust and Bones Vs Bad Obsession

misterbrownstone · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2006, 04:37:20 PM »

fine, i'll play along with your silly games.

Dust N' Bones grabs a Mosberg 590 pump gun and blasts Bad Obsession in the right leg, making it fly off. Bad Obsession falls on his face, where Dust N' Bones then walks to. Dust N' Bones then steps on Bad Obession's hand, breaking 4 out of 5 fingers. writhing in pain, Bad Obsession begins to flail on the ground, accidently knocking the Mosberg 590 out of Dust N' Bones hands. in a crazy turn of events, Bad Obession grabs the gun with his one hand left and blasts Dust N' Bones in the face, leaving him dead. Thus, the winner is Bad Obsession. Sadly, Bad Obession soon died of blood loss, leaving Mrs. Obsession alone to raise the 2 kids. doesn't matter, the Mrs. is 'just a cunt now' and she's 'sick in the heaaaaaaaad'.

HAPPY?!

There Was a Time (BH solo) vs. November Rain (Slash END solo)

LostInTheGarden · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2006, 04:40:54 PM »

November Rain sole rapes TWAT solo in his ass. TWAT solo later dies of AIDS, but not before passing it onto his wife, and sheep.

MiracleMan_SDMF · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2006, 04:53:16 PM »

I'm really confused by all these story's and shiet.. I don't understand anythuing.

LostInTheGarden · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2006, 04:57:37 PM »

oh I forgot. Breakdown vs The Garden

axlstwin · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2006, 05:14:35 PM »

Quote from: "LostInTheGarden"

oh I forgot. Breakdown vs The Garden

Breakdown "wrestles with the garden's pride"- sumo style, as ultimately, Breakdown is "the challenger" and so sends the garden smashing into the sides of the ring, no longer finding "it all inside" as all its insides are plastered all over the place. Breakdown does a Breakdance, and Axl plays him out on the piano. Alice Cooper is left booing from the sidelines, his half naked daughter dressing as Paris Hilton accompanying him.

Locomotive or Coma?

Kov · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2006, 05:20:57 PM »

Locomotive hits the other one, and leaves him in a Coma, but he comes back, thanks to the doctors, and derails the train.

COMA wins!

My World or Silkworms?

misterbrownstone · « **Reply #25 on:** June 23, 2006, 06:02:58 PM »

in an effort to win the match, Silkworms straps a bomb on itself and runs towards My World. sadly, Silkworms was stupid, and forgot if the bomb was on himself, he to, would blow up. both My World and Silkworms were never seen again.

Mr. Brownstone or Miss (My) Michelle?

Kov · « **Reply #26 on:** June 23, 2006, 06:34:52 PM »

Quote from: "misterbrownstone"

in an effort to win the match, Silkworms straps a bomb on itself and runs towards My World. sadly, Silkworms was stupid, and forgot if the bomb was on himself, he to, would blow up. both My World and Silkworms were never seen again.

Mr. Brownstone or Miss (My) Michelle?

Well, they started fighting, but then, it was love at first sight, so they got married, they kid was a nice boy, who didnt play rock N' roll

Dead Horse or Live n Let Die?

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Author Topic: SONG (or solo or whatever) BATTLES (Read 727 times)