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[RickRoses]

*Bach&Roses Sig*- Peter Griffen

[notme]

That's maybe old but I love this one:

Linux is like a wigwam - no windows, only one gate and an apache inside.

[RickRoses]

Whoever said Nothings Impossible Never tried to slam a revolving door  -
A person i know



"Did you know, if you run as fast as you can into a fence, and jump, but the fence doesnt brake, you'll hurt your back! Amazing, I never knew that!"
"Looks you learned it the hard way?"
"Yup"
-Me N' My Buddy's Conversation,


"I'll Give You $20 to hit that guy with a paintball"[Me]
"Well whats in it for me?!?!"[my very stupid friend]

 

[Bach&Roses]

"Higher is what I expected from my life" - Michael Kiske

[asbnty]

"Some say women age like fine wine, I say they age like milk"
                                        -anonymous

[Slashist]

My rules to live by;

Homer Simpson: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

[Faxl]

For me, its gotta be Brent:

"If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. And you know who said that? Dolly Parton.




















And some people say she was a big pair of tits."

[Bach&Roses]

"Leave me alone, I'm trying to get drunk" - Slash (or something like that)

"These is Death On Two Legs, and those of you who don't like it, can fuckin' go home right now." - Freddie Mercury

"Our new record has some fast shit, is so fast James and I exchange looks and say -Our wrists are gonna fall off-" -Kirk (Gay) Hammet on Metallica's new album.

[axl666axl666]

And now i've fallen before i've even really begun
and now i'm crawling trying to get where i belong
so now i sit and stare and wipe away my fears
cause i've made it this far,fuck all my yesteryears

-----axl666axl666(2002)

[The Rocker of Tomorrow]

The headache is illness of the century but the only one way to get shut of it is not to have a head

ERICH MARIA REMARQUE

[King bumb.l.foot II]

Fuck off-Axl

[irishaxl]

Whoever said you can do anything has obviously never run a triathlon - JDizzle

My sig

[Bach&Roses]

And now i've fallen before i've even really begun
and now i'm crawling trying to get where i belong
so now i sit and stare and wipe away my fears
cause i've made it this far,fuck all my yesteryears

-----axl666axl666(2002)

 

"This storm that's broken me... my only friend" - Zakk

[Dark Angel]

 "If you think you're a bigger asshole than me, you got something to learn" Axl

"Life's too damn short to be upset about what you don't have â€" enjoy what you do have" mr. Thal