What would it take for this album to be successful?
Well, a glassy-eyed Axl could dance drunk in bikini at the VMA's covering his mouth to pretend the lipsync isnt totally bad for one..
That or appear BALD on stage, and replace his "do u know where the eff you are !!?" tradermark catchphrase with a gaptoothed "GET-IR-DOOONE".
Lastly, Axl could show up dressed as Steve Jobs on stage and go "See kids, this is the new "iCD" pod thing, it holds 15 totally kickass songs, took 15 years in the making and costs only 15 bucks.