any tips on singing at all?

[the_relic]

Hey there dudes N dudettes, I need some BIG help with singing, Like biiiiig help, I know to use my speech voice to sing...i think, But I also need help to Find my voice, or to make it somewhat mediocre, Ya dig? Can anyone here offer me some advice and ect?

[Sean]

some reverb, sex, and a cocktail

[nemo]

some reverb, sex, and a cocktail

Mostly the sex and cocktails

I still say reverb sucks

Just stick a load of effects through it, like use a vocoder and pitchshifter on your voice, not to correct wrong notes or anything, just to make it sound krazee

[Bach&Roses]

- Build a decent vibratto, i find it annoying when you hold a note without vibratting.
- Vocalize (sp?) first thing in the morning
- Don't be loud
- Exercise always helps, you can work a lot better if you're not overweighted.
- Don't eat/drink to much meat, cheese, milk, beer.
- Eat corn
- Learn how to pronounce every single letter in the alphabet correctly, i don't know where you are from and this is not bashing but americans tend to talk really weird, a little too fast, "o" "n" "p" "v" those are all important letters.
- It wouldn't hurt you to know at least the basics on antoher instrument (piano, guitar)
- Listen to Queen goddamnit!

[the_relic]

hahah thanks alot Mr Bachnroses



I'll do my best on the beer part. Corn should be easy, I usually have one of those cans for supper

[polar]

i have a good idea.  first you get a detention and stay after school with the teacher that gave it to you.  BUT, make sure she is hot.  then, wait for her to drop a pencil.  then, when she bends over to pick it up, she will catch you looking at her hot teacher ass in a "reflective surface"

then, after you bang her and she is satisfied, you will notice a world of difference in your singing ability, and probably her singing ability as well

[the_relic]

Hmmmm, Alrighty then, I'll try it didnt work the first time though.




I think this guy might be my own forum nemesis. This guy wont leave me alone :'(

[bucketsixx]

Just listen to Neil Young.

[Jordan123]

- Build a decent vibratto, i find it annoying when you hold a note without vibratting.
- Vocalize (sp?) first thing in the morning
- Don't be loud
- Exercise always helps, you can work a lot better if you're not overweighted.
- Don't eat/drink to much meat, cheese, milk, beer.
- Eat corn
- Learn how to pronounce every single letter in the alphabet correctly, i don't know where you are from and this is not bashing but americans tend to talk really weird, a little too fast, "o" "n" "p" "v" those are all important letters.
- It wouldn't hurt you to know at least the basics on antoher instrument (piano, guitar)
- Listen to Queen goddamnit!

Corn? I can understand the others but why corn?

[Bach&Roses]

it cleans, so it helps

[Jordan123]

Oh i get it now.

[blackphoenix]

- Build a decent vibratto, i find it annoying when you hold a note without vibratting.
- Vocalize (sp?) first thing in the morning
- Don't be loud
- Exercise always helps, you can work a lot better if you're not overweighted.
- Don't eat/drink to much meat, cheese, milk, beer.
- Eat corn
- Learn how to pronounce every single letter in the alphabet correctly, i don't know where you are from and this is not bashing but americans tend to talk really weird, a little too fast, "o" "n" "p" "v" those are all important letters.
- It wouldn't hurt you to know at least the basics on antoher instrument (piano, guitar)
- Listen to Queen goddamnit!

yeah, and try singing along to some of the queen songs where freddie goes high, like 'somebody to love' or ' love of my life'

[Bach&Roses]

yeah, and try singing along to some of the queen songs where freddie goes high, like 'somebody to love' or ' love of my life'

yeah, try it, then realize you can't and kill yourself

 

naaah, good idea, falsettos are an important part of your technique as well

[Madagascar07]

Listen to Queen