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Offline machinegunlotus

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What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« on: September 21, 2008, 05:58:36 AM »
I wonder what he IS doing... I imagine him calling up Azoff every day and saying, "Universal budging, or what?" "no, Axl" <Axl slams phone down> "hmmm... better find something to do with meself, can't be arsed writing any more new songs if I have to deal with this shit..."


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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2008, 06:46:42 AM »
takin a big fat shit
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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 09:00:49 AM »
Getting 1 blowjob from 20 models.

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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 11:05:24 AM »
if i was him , i would sit back in my armchair and light up a cigar, i would then kindly welcome 2 nice women to join me and make their time worthwhile
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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 01:45:35 PM »
Nail alot of women, pull pranks on Slash about wanting to get the band back together
actually
Change that to pull pranks on Steven Adler about wanting to get the band back together
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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 02:10:09 PM »
saving his money while thinking about a new hair style as he is tightening his cornrows !
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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 02:49:23 PM »
Nail alot of women, pull pranks on Slash about wanting to get the band back together
actually
Change that to pull pranks on Steven Adler about wanting to get the band back together

Fucking cruel man.

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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 06:16:14 PM »
If I where Axl I would just sit back and relax, slam the hell out of hot model chicks, and swim in my huge ass pool. Oh and attend Celebrity parties, then go on tour.
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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2008, 04:45:34 PM »
Nail alot of women, pull pranks on Slash about wanting to get the band back together
actually
Change that to pull pranks on Steven Adler about wanting to get the band back together

Funniest thing I read all today!! :lol: :rockon:
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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2008, 05:16:38 PM »
I hope he is reading and keeping up on current events like
watching whackjob from Iran on CNN...He is definitely not
banging models...I can see him cooking... and just being normal
he probably has a strict routine... work out/practice...
I don't see him partyin all too much... right now... Most of
all... he is happy and confident everything is coming up roses...
I love you, Axl :)

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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 11:30:28 AM »
Watching a documentary about Kurt Coubain and laughing my ass out cause i'm still alive :D :retard:

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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 11:38:00 AM »
Watching a documentary about Kurt Coubain and laughing my ass out cause i'm still alive :D :retard:

Cruel, but made me chuckle.



Me, id be reading the message boards and worrying about the sanity of some of some of the fans and so called fans
oh wont you please take me home

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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 04:42:14 PM »
By this time of the day i would be taking my wolf hounds out for a walk around the malibu hills, i would then come back home to my massive mansion and cook a nice big meal, in other words make beta do the walking and cooking, but after i ate i would then give Bumblefoot a ring and ask him to join me in my mansion where i wanted to personally give him a gift, and a free carwashing token.

after these events have happend i would eat a single slice of corned beed from the fridge and then i would savour the taste by slowly nibbling on it whalst sat on my massive leather armchair,

after this i would then hit the L.A club scenes and enjoy several beverages and enjoy the lush spoils of Women,
then i would return home and go to bed, and do the same as i would have done in the end of the November rain video, wake up in the middle of the night after having a nightmare about Beta trying to jump in the bed with me,

i would then wake up and smell the fresh fried eggs beta had cooked me and then i would eat,
after this event i would have a small shower and then brush my teeth,
once that had been done i would dress up all smart for my hour long recording session in my studio later that day
but first i would check the forums and internet sites about me and GnR and see that everything is in order,


after that i would phone Sabastian Bach and tell him that he is a Mcvities chocolate Digestive, after that i would then like to put sabastian bach in with my wolf hounds where they will tear him to pieces,

i would then record my voice singing "Sweet Balls of Fire" and then i would jump up in excitement realsing that my album woufd be out in stores soon,

then i would go back, meditate and watch star wars on my massive fuck off tv


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Re: What would you be doing now if you were Axl?
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 07:26:32 PM »
I'm sure Axl will be watching some sports on t.v. I think he likes Basketball. He'll be sunning around by his pool reading some moody Russian literature thinking to himself, "I share your pain."
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