Author Topic: 'Twas the Night before the Election (Read 1382 times)

Randy Jesus · « **on:** November 03, 2008, 09:47:05 AM »

'Twas the night before the election and all through the town

Tempers were flaring emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe with a cat in my lap,

Had cut off the TV, tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden there arose such a noise,

I peered out of my window; Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others who worked not a day!

He snatched up my money and quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon as I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen who were pulling his cart.

I could tell they were out to tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Khalidi! On Acorn, On Pelosi and Ayers '

He screamed at the pairs!

'They took off for his cause and as he flew out of sight, I heard him laugh at the nation

who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think on this one final note-

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

GunsNR · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:03:56 AM »

Thank God I love socialism.

Randy Jesus · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:15:57 AM »

Quote from: GunsNR on November 03, 2008, 10:03:56 AM

Thank God I love socialism.

Just Having fun. I am sick of the 1 year Presidential Campaign.

Iconic Shawn · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:18:21 AM »

Funny man. I know all those people involved in the campaigns must be sweating bullets and popping all sorts of pills today.

S~

PurpleHaze · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:40:34 AM »

Quote from: Iconic Shawn on November 03, 2008, 10:18:21 AM

I know all those people involved in the campaigns must be sweating bullets and popping all sorts of pills today.

Well, everyone part from the Obama campaign, since they're clearly going to win.

Just a formality at this point. They might as well get the brandy and cigars out.

CaffeineDependency · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2008, 06:09:30 PM »

Whoever wins things will get better than what we have now.

Lucky · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2008, 06:24:58 PM »

Go Felipe!

ups... wrong thread

DrRedFox · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2008, 06:44:02 PM »

Quote from: PurpleHaze on November 03, 2008, 10:40:34 AM

Well, everyone part from the Obama campaign, since they're clearly going to win.

Just a formality at this point. They might as well get the brandy and cigars out.

Purplehaze, I will LMAO if mccain wins would really hit obama hard thinking he was going to win so easily

ShePoutsHerBest · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2008, 06:45:24 PM »

I'm not voting

DrRedFox · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2008, 06:52:08 PM »

both of them suck, but out of the two obama is a much better choice. Mccain if he would of chosen someone other than sarah palin then maybe he would of had a better chance

Urban Masta · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2008, 07:42:05 PM »

Quote from: PurpleHaze on November 03, 2008, 10:40:34 AM

Well, everyone part from the Obama campaign, since they're clearly going to win.

Just a formality at this point. They might as well get the brandy and cigars out.

What a foolish attitude.

chezequerz · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2008, 07:43:53 PM »

Quote from: Urban Masta on November 03, 2008, 07:42:05 PM

What a foolish attitude.

in a weeks time you will be eating those words

DrRedFox · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2008, 07:45:59 PM »

mccain should of choose a better vp i would of had more respect for him, now its none from me

Urban Masta · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2008, 07:49:33 PM »

It's not over until it's over.

What the hell will I be eating? It's stupid to just sit back and say it's done already, when both of these guys have a shot at this.

chezequerz · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:46:35 PM »

Quote from: Urban Masta on November 03, 2008, 07:49:33 PM

It's not over until it's over.

What the hell will I be eating? It's stupid to just sit back and say it's done already, when both of these guys have a shot at this.

even the republican party poll says McCain would need a miracle to win now

PurpleHaze · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2008, 06:49:48 AM »

Quote from: DrRedFox on November 03, 2008, 06:44:02 PM

Purplehaze, I will LMAO if mccain wins would really hit obama hard thinking he was going to win so easily

So will I.

I will lol at the complete inability of America to elect the clearly superior candidate for the third time in a row. The whole world will lol at it, as they watch the decay of the Bush years continue further into the next decade.

Then I'll probably cry a little inside.

I ARE ESS · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:43:57 AM »

Socialism FTW

whats so bad guys

its something new for u

germany did ok from it

jews didnt

DrRedFox · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:44:24 AM »

today is the big day

Sean · « **Reply #18 on:** November 04, 2008, 10:20:08 AM »

isn't any improvement for our current state of the country actually will turn out to be a socialistic idea?

Iconic Shawn · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2008, 10:26:15 AM »

Quote from: I ARE ESS on November 04, 2008, 09:43:57 AM

Socialism FTW

whats so bad guys

its something new for u

germany did ok from it

jews didnt

Ha.. no thanks man. You keep that nonsense in Europe.

THAT and your 8% unemployment rating.

~S~

PurpleHaze · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2008, 11:09:22 AM »

Yeah and our biggest economy in the world thing.

chezequerz · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2008, 11:12:52 AM »

anyone who accuses obama of socialism is a tool

Iconic Shawn · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2008, 11:17:08 AM »

Quote from: PurpleHaze on November 04, 2008, 11:09:22 AM

Yeah and our biggest economy in the world thing.

Remember that you're a union of many different countries. Its the only reason Europe as a whole means anything. For instance, what country are you from? The UK?

Want to start comparing big numbers now?

Oh and for the record.. I have a strong feeling Barack Obama is a socialist.

~S~

nemo · « **Reply #23 on:** November 04, 2008, 02:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Iconic Shawn on November 04, 2008, 11:17:08 AM

Remember that you're a union of many different countries. Its the only reason Europe as a whole means anything. For instance, what country are you from? The UK?

Want to start comparing big numbers now?

Oh and for the record.. I have a strong feeling Barack Obama is a socialist.
~S~

And despite my producing a list showing 9 of the 10 richest countries in the world in terms of average earnings per person are socialist governments (and the other is an oil rich Arab state) where not only are the people richer; they also have free health care, longer life expectancies and vastly superior public services, you remain, like the majority of Americans, convinced that this is a bad thing.

Quote from: chezequerz on November 03, 2008, 10:46:35 PM

even the republican party poll says McCain would need a miracle to win now

Stranger things have happened. I'm not celebrating until the counter next to Obama's name says at least 271. The polls told us Kerry had it won 4 years ago. 8 years ago Gore won the popular vote by a comfortable margin (544,000 votes) and didn't win the election. It looks safe but I'm still scared.

Milles · « **Reply #24 on:** November 04, 2008, 02:38:28 PM »

Quote from: Iconic Shawn on November 04, 2008, 11:17:08 AM

Want to start comparing big numbers now?

Your country's ten trillion dollar debt

Bumbles N Roses · « **Reply #25 on:** November 04, 2008, 03:46:22 PM »

Ill leave you with this question:
"Would you vote for Stalin?"

chezequerz · « **Reply #26 on:** November 04, 2008, 04:22:43 PM »

Quote from: Bumbles N Roses on November 04, 2008, 03:46:22 PM

Ill leave you with this question:
"Would you vote for Stalin?"

to run my own country? yes

to run yours? no

nemo · « **Reply #27 on:** November 04, 2008, 04:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Bumbles N Roses on November 04, 2008, 03:46:22 PM

Ill leave you with this question:
"Would you vote for Stalin?"

No. I should probably point out that not even Stalin asked that question before asking what the hell it has to do with what's happening tonight.

PurpleHaze · « **Reply #28 on:** November 04, 2008, 05:50:05 PM »

Quote from: Iconic Shawn on November 04, 2008, 11:17:08 AM

Remember that you're a union of many different countries. Its the only reason Europe as a whole means anything. For instance, what country are you from? The UK?

Want to start comparing big numbers now?

Oh and for the record.. I have a strong feeling Barack Obama is a socialist.
~S~

You're the one who started lumping us together as a continent for your unemployment statistic to fly, not me.

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