Beard appreciation thread

[bucketsixx]

In this thread we'll discuss the awesomeness of beards, and share beard stories.

Since I started growing my beard last saturday, I have come to admire the dedication of the brave men and women who decide to grow beards. Many people have said to me 'But sixx, why grow a beard lol!!111'.

Stupid question. Logically, the question should be 'why not grow a beard, you faggot'

Beards keep you warm and make you look manly. People may also mistake you for a homeless person and give you money.



So, lets hear it for beards!!

[mad at gas prices.]

FUCK YAH!!!!!  my beard is relatively small but i've had it for like 5 years almost

[PurpleHaze]

Yeah but you get food stuck in them and shit.

[bucketsixx]

Yeah but you get food stuck in them and shit.

This is correct.

We store food in them so when we go into hibernation during the summer months, we have plenty of supplies.

[bucketsixx]

FUCK YAH!!!!!  my beard is relatively small but i've had it for like 5 years almost

That is good commitment.

[PurpleHaze]

This is correct.

We store food in them so when we go into hibernation during the summer months, we have plenty of supplies.

gnarly

[Coma_Rose]

yum

[mad at gas prices.]

[Miss Rain]

Goatees are cool and make guys look more atractive but beards ...

[Gunns]

I hate fucking shaving

[rds.06]

I hate fucking shaving

Its a pain, I wish not shaving didnt result in a beard  .

[donnie dupre.e]

more you shave the more it grows..good incentive

wish you could just have the fucking zztop look straight away tho
 

 

[mico.m]

I hate fucking shaving

It's dull 

[2NaFish]

beards - yes or no?

undoudtedly yes. they are the manliest thing about manliness.

i would only caveat it with one point (and yes i realise that by using the word caveat i risk being banned from the manly man club (not to be confused with the manly man-love club)), living in glasgow i see alot of phannies going round with the beard long hair Biffy Clyro look. this fills me with hatred. these, my friends, are poseur beards. it is the anti-beard. they have taken all that is great about having a beard and drowned it with fashionista culture, pointy shoes and red skinny jeans. FOR SHAME.

Still, it should not take away from the fact that beards rock.

To every man out there with a beard (except those mentioned previously) and especially bucketsixx, who i congratulate on the birth of his new beard, I SALUTE YOU.