how many have you banged?

[ruthie]

..yeah, i did notice that, but i like jack black

[bucketsixx]

..yeah, i did notice that, but i like jack black

Racist.

When the moon is full and it comes to selecting a woman for sexual intercourse, I go over an important mental checklist:

1) Does she have a nice face/tits/ass/mouth etc?
2) Are her upper lip, shoulders and lower back clear of hair?
3) Any unusual smells? For that matter, any "usual" smells?
4) Does it look like shes been bred more than twice?

Her personality wont matter tonight. Her opinions are not needed....i've heard all the compliments before.

[misterbrownstone]

Racist.

When the moon is full and it comes to selecting a woman for sexual intercourse, I go over an important mental checklist:

1) Does she have a nice face/tits/ass/mouth etc?
2) Are her upper lip, shoulders and lower back clear of hair?
3) Any unusual smells? For that matter, any "usual" smells?
4) Does it look like shes been bred more than twice?

Her personality wont matter tonight. Her opinions are not needed....i've heard all the compliments before.

bahahaha.  i like that.

[wyldechild]

Racist.

When the moon is full and it comes to selecting a woman for sexual intercourse, I go over an important mental checklist:

1) Does she have a nice face/tits/ass/mouth etc?
2) Are her upper lip, shoulders and lower back clear of hair?
3) Any unusual smells? For that matter, any "usual" smells?
4) Does it look like shes been bred more than twice?

Her personality wont matter tonight. Her opinions are not needed....i've heard all the compliments before.

you forgot

5) can I afford her?  :P

[sunnyp]

Racist.

When the moon is full and it comes to selecting a woman for sexual intercourse, I go over an important mental checklist:

1) Does she have a nice face/tits/ass/mouth etc?
2) Are her upper lip, shoulders and lower back clear of hair?
3) Any unusual smells? For that matter, any "usual" smells?
4) Does it look like shes been bred more than twice?

Her personality wont matter tonight. Her opinions are not needed....i've heard all the compliments before.

Good criteria. I'd have to say that my 'does she really want it' checklist would be:

1. Does she carry on looking into where my eyes should be once I've looked away/towards my drink (if yes, she might be keen, or trying to figure out if she likes her boyfriend more).
2. Do I want to give her my length (if yes, get a drink for both of us at this stage).
3. Is she a fucking controlling psycho? (not so important at this stage, will be later though).
4. Club her over the head (metaphorically) and take her back to my cave,
5. Perform... If she hangs around for morning sex then she's a keeper.

[Rocket Queen]

When I said attractive I didn't mean aesthetically pleasing.
For example, if I don't think someone has a good sense of humour then I don't find them attractive. I'm more into personality than looks, if they have both then it's a win.

I also don't really like the idea of sleeping around, each to their own.

This. I'd honestly rather live in celibacy than have sex with someone I don't like/have a special connection with etc... I've become very..careful with "age". I've made some stupid decisions, but I never slept with someone I didn't want in my life, with the exception of someone who fucked me without my permission, ugh......but at least it didn't take me too long to find my way. Sort of. Fuck one night stands.

[Sean]

**Crickets**

[machinegunlotus]

Fuck one night stands.

It's not like you necessarily plan to have a one night stand, you just call it a one night stand later if it turns out that you never see the person again (edit- ie. or don't get with them again).

There's not a good argument for not fucking someone on first meeting that you like.

You just have to be good at picking them. The more you fuck the better you get at this.

[Rocket Queen]

You got a point. I have trust issues/issues though etc etc, so i think I' try to make sure there at least might be a future of some sort before I go for it.

[ruthie]

maybe, but be careful as that is a possible way of getting hurt - if you have expectations from somebody that you don't necessarily know very well.  but then again, kinda not, cos how can somebody hurt you that means as little to you as a one-night-stand?

[Rocket Queen]

maybe, but be careful as that is a possible way of getting hurt - if you have expectations from somebody that you don't necessarily know very well.  but then again, kinda not, cos how can somebody hurt you that means as little to you as a one-night-stand?

Haha, no no, it's not like I have one night stands hoping that they'll "love me forever" or some shit. What I'm trying to say is in most cases it's better to wait, unless you're only looking for casual sex. Depends on you... Most guys don't really go looking for a girl friend when they're having one night stands... Which is cool if that's what you're looking for. I don't need someone to just have sex with.. I need something more too. Casual sex just doesn't work for me personally.

[aintitfun22]

over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Original Over 9000 Scene

[LostInTheGarden]

didn't take time to read the thread before responding... is this referring to women or bags of dope? if it's dope than i dunnno but it's at least a 4 digit number. If it's girls than its 7. all "meaningful" relationships. I use the term somewhat lightly