Jesus Was Gay...

[2NaFish]

according to the well known biblical scholar, Elton John. If Jesus is all things to all men, then Elton's Jesus is a gaylord.


I've been thinking about it though, but think about it...

He always hung around with twelve other dudes preaching about love and happiness. Im just sayin'.

Actually this view is supported by the discovery of scrolls, known as the Book of Lance, just inside the back entrance to one of the caves above Gallillee. Here are Lance's recollection of the Sermon on the Mount:

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they are a hot mess.

Blessed are those who mourn, for it gives me a chance to spoon them.

Blessed are the meek, cuz they are just adorable.

Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness, for they shall be filled, girlfriend.

Blessed are the merciful, for they wont criticize what you are wearing.

Blessed are the pure in heart, for they are TOTALLY fierce

[nemo]

The son has got his hat on, hip hip hip hooray
The son has got his hat on, and everyone is gay.

[mongis]

amen

[aintitfun22]

the name of this topic screams "click me!"
and i did 

[polar]

jesus did hang out in leper colonies, the gay bath houses of the time.  plus elton john is a genius so it's bullet proof logic

[Rocket Queen]

Jesus was a man of many colors....

[dman1991]

So what if he had one of those nights with another guy in a hot tub, who hasnt?

[polar]

ummm me

[machinegunlotus]

Jesus is my friend 

[bucketsixx]

I love Jesus. He is so funny:

[Iconic Shawn]

 


You guys are the worst. Live however you want to live but don't try and justify it with anything Christ, and the shitting on Christianity on this board is the worst.
 

Yeah.. its cool to make fun of religion and God. Huh huh huh.

~S~

[Iconic Shawn]

Its ridiculous how gays try and push this shit like its some natural type thing. I wont get into the whole thing again but I REALLY wish gays could be sent off to a paradise island, all expenses paid for 120 years.

After that experiment we'll see how good it is to be gay and how great and normal the shit is for society / humanity / nature.

Its all about the feminization of the world these days and its fucking disgusting.

~S~

[2NaFish]

Yeah.. its cool to make fun of religion and God. Huh huh huh.

Its as valid as making fun of anything else. Religion isnt special.

[Iconic Shawn]

Yeah dude but in the Green Room? And if thats the case, can we make threads bashing whatever? In the Jungle or where ever else.

~S~

[antonyrose]

Yeah dude but in the Green Room? And if thats the case, can we make threads bashing whatever? In the Jungle or where ever else.

~S~

 Nothing is sacred to anyone anymore I think, ive been through this before on here.  Shit the discussion about whether it is ok to have Jesus with a cock in his mouth dragged on for days.