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Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« on: February 24, 2010, 10:42:58 PM »
Criteria:

- I don't smoke weed
- Not very much cash
- Drugs not easily available

HAS TO BE SOMETHING I WILL BE ABLE TO TELL STORIES ABOUT FOR YEARS

Oh
And can't get me arrested.

So....

What should I do to liven up my life and meet new and interesting people?

I'm in a rut and I want to do something interesting.

Suggestions welcome :)
I  cut my tit's off dispite my face '

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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 03:12:18 AM »
streaking
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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 04:29:44 AM »
knitting :)
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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 04:39:56 AM »
sniff gasoline

shave your head

or

u r asking the wrong person these days   :smug:
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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 10:15:18 AM »
ok combine them all, sniff petrol, shave the head, streak and then sit naked knitting a sweater in some random oap's garden
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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 11:44:20 AM »
ok combine them all, sniff petrol, shave the head, streak and then sit naked knitting a sweater in some random oap's garden

my kind of date  :unibrow:
What are your current thoughts about Kurt Cobain?

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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 11:57:14 AM »
Go for a Run with this guy

oh wont you please take me home

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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 12:05:58 PM »
joking aside, there's a company called vitalise.  its a holiday place for people with disabilities, where you can volunteer.  there are about 5 of them spread around england.  there's usually a really good vibe and it can be a good laugh hanging out with the other volunteers etc.  i don't know where you are, but the one in essex has a london theatre trip every week and occasionally they do a day or so to france apparently.  only problem is, you have to go in week long blocks - you get free board and meals though.  well worth doing if you're bored and you've got the time :thumbsup: :nod:
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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 12:08:58 PM »
interesting!!  So say if you wanted to go to a GNR concert ....  show time at 11 pm?  Corky in bed by 9? 

not a bad deal
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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 03:16:55 PM »
Go for a Run with this guy





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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 04:08:56 PM »
Surf, if you have a beach close, get guitar lessons or drums lessons. Swimming? Soccer?
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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 04:10:17 PM »
Have two chicks at a time, preferably Afro-American (unless you're A. yourself)...
That'll cheer you up!



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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 04:18:43 PM »
Throw a party at someones house. Then wipe your ass on their curtains.

Go huff some paint.



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Re: Suggestions to liven up Matt's life?
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 04:43:41 PM »
Drop acid.
Dont take this the wrong way Karin but your friends look like they are wild in bed, I mean pure filthy.

 



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