FUCKING EGO!

[nemo]

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Now why can't British news be more like this?  I love the BBC and all, but wouldn't a CGI Gordon Brown rampage with the words FUCKING EGO sprawled across the screen in large red font make you more likely to watch the news?  Especially with the 'BASH' 'KERPOW' sound effects they've added.

Anyways, the point of this thread (in order to justify keeping it in The Green Room) is that our PM may, or may not be a violent thug, depending on whom you believe.  I guess you could discuss that if you want.  Or what other shit you'd like to see on CGI Grand Theft Auto news.

[sunnyp]

Great!

What is that stupid dropped jaw thing he does when speaking?.. I don't mean speaking itself.

[nemo]

I guess the mouths were the one thing Gerry Anderson could never get right, it's been a problem for Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet and Joe 90.  I guess we were naive to expect Gordon would fair any better.

Juggalo News

If we can't have CGI, I would also accept this shit as news, muthafucka.

[2NaFish]

brown may just hold on via a hung parliament due to a mixture of pity and the tory bottle crashing.

[bucketsixx]

Its political correctness gone mad! First, we let foreigners take our jerbs, now we have CGI robots being brought in to act out the news. When will someone stand up for the middle classes? We need the gentle humour of Terry Wogan or Micheal McIntyre on our screens. Those loony lefties at the beeb continue to waste taxpayers money. Another sad example of Browns broken Britain.

Anon, Middle England.

[2NaFish]

Its political correctness gone mad!

Wrong. This is clearly an example of Health and Safety gone mad. I hate it when morons confuse the two.

You couldnt make it up. (although it seems you just did)

[nemo]

I would also like to complain that the report wasn't done in English.  The segregation and ghettoisation of our news reporting services is a sad indictment of the failed 'multi-cultural' experiment B-liar and Bully Brown have forced upon us.  Are we so ashamed of our heritage that we can not even produce news reports in our own language any more?  I am sick of these examples of so called 'diversity' invading our shores; Shakespeare and Diana will be turning in their graves.

Micheal McIntyre

Cunt.  Sorry, I know that's not a very Daily Mail reader thing to say, but it's an involuntary reaction I have every time I see his name.

[Iconic Shawn]

I would also like to complain that the report wasn't done in English.  The segregation and ghettoisation of our news reporting services is a sad indictment of the failed 'multi-cultural' experiment B-liar and Bully Brown have forced upon us.  Are we so ashamed of our heritage that we can not even produce news reports in our own language any more?  I am sick of these examples of so called 'diversity' invading our shores; Shakespeare and Diana will be turning in their graves.

Cunt.  Sorry, I know that's not a very Daily Mail reader thing to say, but it's an involuntary reaction I have every time I see his name.

WOW dude. I think this is the first time I see you feel this way.

Its a far faaaaaaaar turn from your usual let everyone do everything and we're all the same type of bs (bs in my opinion of course).

Political correctness and forced diversity is the fucking worst.

~S~

[bucketsixx]

lol.

Um.....


Yeah...Micheal McIntyre is a smug cunt though.

[nemo]

WOW dude. I think this is the first time I see you feel this way.

Its a far faaaaaaaar turn from your usual let everyone do everything and we're all the same type of bs (bs in my opinion of course).

Political correctness and forced diversity is the fucking worst.

~S~

There really should be a 'sarcasm' tag I can put on posts for future reference.

we were doing impersonations of Daily Mail readers at that point, you may have noticed some unusual comments from 2na and Bucketsixx around there in the thread also.

I'm glad it came across as convincing though.

[Iconic Shawn]

Ah. So indeed there is no hope for you.
Sorry dudes!

~S~

[Coma_Rose]

The world will end in 2012 when Earth is hit by an asteroid piloted by communists and arabs.

But fear not, my friends.

How shall we be saved?

Think the plot of 'Armageddon', except instead of Bruce Willis, there's Diana.