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Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« on: April 08, 2010, 01:41:28 PM »
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/tiger-woods-nike-commercial-debuts-today/story?id=10312663

That is pretty horrific. Using your dead father as a way of selling trainers.

The man is a whore.
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 03:01:48 PM »
It's tacky.. its corporate value makes it worse.

he isn't an artist, he is a fucking golf player.  so the fake being sad shit is lame.   if the guy wants to be real he would say "why  do u care what the hell I do in my personal life? who I fuck? get a life. I play gold PERIOD."

fucking media press conference to apologize to the nation is a disaster to media humanity.  whatever that is
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 04:04:51 PM »
This is what's wrong with sports. American sports especially... Seriously, unless it happens on the field/during competition or in anyway affects him as a SPORTS MAN, I don't see why we should fucking interfere. Stop making sportsmen out to be heroes.

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 04:29:47 PM »
Come on he is an addict, oh wait a sex addict. poor guy...
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 04:43:34 PM »
I find it funny that, I've never heard of sex addiction without cheating, and loads of it, being involved. Never mind they're always male, I've never heard of a female sex addict, which makes it even more unlikely.

Should be called; screwing-random-females-while-you-also-screw-over-your-wife-and-family-itus.

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 07:02:13 PM »
I find it funny that, I've never heard of sex addiction without cheating, and loads of it, being involved. Never mind they're always male, I've never heard of a female sex addict, which makes it even more unlikely.

Should be called; screwing-random-females-while-you-also-screw-over-your-wife-and-family-itus.
I dont know if you like South Park or not, but they did a great episode about the topic.

The give the kids a test that involved showing them a picture of a naked woman, there was also a yellow towel in the picture. They ask what the color of the towel was, if your answer was: "what towel", you were showing early signs of a sex addict and need therapy.

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 08:41:12 PM »
I find it funny that, I've never heard of sex addiction without cheating, and loads of it, being involved. Never mind they're always male, I've never heard of a female sex addict, which makes it even more unlikely.

Should be called; screwing-random-females-while-you-also-screw-over-your-wife-and-family-itus.

Ulrika Jonsson is a sex addict i believe...

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 08:45:00 PM »
Ulrika Jonsson is a sex addict i believe...

Ulrika Johnson is a four-by-four. God i love that term.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 08:57:03 PM »
I find it funny that, I've never heard of sex addiction without cheating, and loads of it, being involved. Never mind they're always male, I've never heard of a female sex addict, which makes it even more unlikely.

Should be called; screwing-random-females-while-you-also-screw-over-your-wife-and-family-itus.

there were a bunch of women on that dr drew show celebrity sex rehab

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 01:10:05 AM »
I find it funny that, I've never heard of sex addiction without cheating, and loads of it, being involved. Never mind they're always male, I've never heard of a female sex addict, which makes it even more unlikely.

Should be called; screwing-random-females-while-you-also-screw-over-your-wife-and-family-itus.
Yes there is actual female nymphos out there, the problem is I have yet to find a couple to satisfy my addiction, haha.
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 02:44:57 AM »
Yes there is actual female nymphos out there, the problem is I have yet to find a couple to satisfy my addiction, haha.

so you are into couple's huh?   :unibrow:
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 06:16:52 AM »
Jeez. I know there are women sex addicts, and sure, it probably is a condition. I'm just amused by the fact that sex addiction only comes up when a man is cheating on his gf/wife.

"Oh.. I'm so sorry!! I love you!! I'm just addicted to sex, can't help it! It's you fault. If we had sex 15 times a day I wouldn't have done it!"

The right way to go about it would be, going to therapy, not to strip clubs/brothels. But meh, who cares.

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 07:00:04 AM »
at night I have to handcuff myself to the radiator in an empty locked room
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 08:06:10 AM »
Yeah, high five blue heart. That's how I keep my men in check too

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 10:07:11 AM »
Yeah, high five blue heart. That's how I keep my men in check too
ah, you said men as plural, it sounds like you may be suffering as well.

Yea I get what ur saying about how celeb men try to cop out. People just need to admit that if they have millions of dollars and are away from home they will probably try to boink anything they can, especially the caliber of women tiger was hitting.

If I was that rich at tigers age I could never give myself to a woman, just out of pure human instinct. If there was a mutual agreement maybe, but I really dont see the point in that. It can really fuck up your kids.
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 10:08:32 AM »
so you are into couple's huh?   :unibrow:
Bi sexual female couples, yes. A couple a hookers, maybe, ok definitely. A guy and a girl, no thanks.
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 11:17:54 AM »
I dont know if you like South Park or not, but they did a great episode about the topic.

The give the kids a test that involved showing them a picture of a naked woman, there was also a yellow towel in the picture. They ask what the color of the towel was, if your answer was: "what towel", you were showing early signs of a sex addict and need therapy.




That was a great episode.


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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 11:19:55 AM »
I sold my van to some guy down by the river...

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2010, 12:11:59 PM »
I find it funny that, I've never heard of sex addiction without cheating, and loads of it, being involved. Never mind they're always male, I've never heard of a female sex addict, which makes it even more unlikely.

Should be called; screwing-random-females-while-you-also-screw-over-your-wife-and-family-itus.

Are you kidding me? There are chemicals in the brain that make these poor unfortunate people act like they do with the need for sex.

And chicks have been registered sex addicts too. Look it up.

I for one can Iconicly attest to it.

How could you be so insensitive you brute.

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2010, 05:49:11 PM »
i have never hearda girl reffered to as a brute before haha............though i guess rosie o'donnell would fit the word.
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2010, 09:31:16 PM »
It's tacky.. its corporate value makes it worse.

he isn't an artist, he is a fucking golf player.  so the fake being sad shit is lame.   if the guy wants to be real he would say "why  do u care what the hell I do in my personal life? who I fuck? get a life. I play gold PERIOD."

fucking media press conference to apologize to the nation is a disaster to media humanity.  whatever that is

get used to this kind of shit man. its the way this fucked up plave works now. kramer calls somebody a nigger and it makes world wide news, taking precedent over real iues that effect someone.
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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2010, 02:59:41 AM »
kramer calls somebody a nigger and it makes world wide news, taking precedent over real iues that effect someone.

Slightly off-topic but shit, that was the funniest bit of news in the last several years. Now, if the pope blows up and calls someone a kike then I may have to reconsider.

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Re: Tiger Woods Didnt Bother Me Till Now.
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2010, 10:13:19 PM »
at night I have to handcuff myself to the radiator in an empty locked room

you should get Samuel L. Jackson to come play you some righteous fire and brimstone blues guitar jams. that's the most effective sex addiction treatment known to man
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