Help me get laid!

[Phenomenal]

K, so, here's the details

 - Asked this girl out a year and a half ago, she said no
 - We didn't talk for a while
 - We're talking again, but the conversations are still kinda strained
 - I would let her do anything and everything she wants to me
 - IS "Scrambled Eggs" a good safe word?

O yeah, I'm 18, she's 19, and she is dead fucking sexy. Any details I forgot to mention may be added later. 

[King bumb.l.foot II]

Ether

[Iconic Shawn]

~S~

[Phenomenal]

Right, forgot to mention a detail I'd rather to it in a way that isn't illegal. =)

[King bumb.l.foot II]

HYPNOTISM

[2NaFish]

K, so, here's the details

 - Asked this girl out a year and a half ago, she said no
 - We didn't talk for a while
 - We're talking again, but the conversations are still kinda strained
 - I would let her do anything and everything she wants to me
 - IS "Scrambled Eggs" a good safe word?

O yeah, I'm 18, she's 19, and she is dead fucking sexy. Any details I forgot to mention may be added later. 

Tell her that. It makes girls melt.

[thomasmeadow42069]

if you havn't fucked her then your wasting your time. find a bitch that puts out, maybe a negro girl?

[2NaFish]

if you havn't fucked her then your wasting your time. find a bitch that puts out, maybe a negro girl?

don't be so ridiculous!! a negro?



you could catch a disease....

[thomasmeadow42069]

nah, just go for the black girls that act white. you should be fine.

i fucked a black girl i met on facebook thou my highschool . I knew who she was and all and i hit her up. she had 2 kids ( or maybe just one i cant remember) and was getting married, but i told her i was in town and wanted to hang out with her.

we got a hotel room to hang out in, she keep saying that she didnt want to fuck but it didnt take long.

she was a lot of fun.

she wont talk to me after because she didnt want her future husband to find out

[Karin_Sixx]

You're weird and lonely.

[2NaFish]

she keep saying that she didnt want to fuck but it didnt take long.

the fact that she didnt want to do it does not surprise me.

that it didnt take long does not surprise me.

[Phenomenal]

You're weird and lonely.

Me or thomasmeadow?

Tell her that. It makes girls melt.

I don't know if you're joking or not, I really hope you're not.

[2NaFish]

I don't know if you're joking or not, I really hope you're not.

not sure myself. I say go for it; if you say it and she comes back, she's yours. But if you go for it and she bolts then it was never meant to be, my friend.

if she doesnt run then you've got yourself a special woman.

[dman1991]

nah, just go for the black girls that act white. you should be fine.

i fucked a black girl i met on facebook thou my highschool . I knew who she was and all and i hit her up. she had 2 kids ( or maybe just one i cant remember) and was getting married, but i told her i was in town and wanted to hang out with her.

we got a hotel room to hang out in, she keep saying that she didnt want to fuck but it didnt take long.

she was a lot of fun.

she wont talk to me after because she didnt want her future husband to find out

I heard the girl Ben Rothlesberger raped said pretty much the same thing. Hmm, an army man and a girl, alone, anonymously in a hotel room. The girls says no repeatedly, yet "consents". You sound like a classy man dude. Doesnt sound like she had too much fun...