a day in my life

[thomasmeadow42069]

so yea , last month i started work at my new base and i'm kinda getting pissed.

like i hate fucking being the "new guy" because i keep getting pissed on since i'm new.

For starters, for the people that don't know, im a cop in the AF. Even though my year in iraq helped my over all career in the air force, not doing cop work that whole year or the time at my 1st base (only a little cop work i did there) and only doing security detail on my 1st deployment makes me look like a asshole when i dont know something.

and on top of that the dude training me is a fat sack of shit that i want to knock out. like i had to lose 30 pounds to get in shape, this dude doesnt even try.

also he thinks he is a super cop. like no joke, he almost fliped the car over on chasing another car just so he could give them a ticket for 5mph over the speed limet. i mean really?

and i hate being cop, like i'm gonna write some one a ticket for 5 over, jesus, i usally go 10 over my self.

and i went to do a report on a shoplifting andi felt bad for the kid  that shoplifted, but that fat sack of shit thinks he is a bad ass because he made the mom cry...

also, he gets pissed when i talk about my Iraq stories, so thats what i usally talk about. he trys to hit on this one girl we work with, and he'll tell a story about how he ran after a kid or wrote a parking ticket and i'll be a dickhead and say " oh yea? that reminds me of the time I was in IRAQ and did a walking portal just south of Baghdad."

then he'll get all mad because because he can't 1up me and be like "we gotta go now!"

also, he makes fun of people that work out , and when i was telling someone that i usally run for a hour he was like "OH THATS COOL" being all asshole about it.

just thought i would share. of and that chic he hits on, shes married butim pretty sure she wants my nuts.

[Sean]

They give you a gun?   

what state do you live in?

[polar]

first of all, you're fucking poor.  you are a security guard in the military.  I thought you wrote in a different thread how well off you are and doing so much better than your classmates from what you read on facebook???... LMAO... you make 35k a year TOPS and work for the government, that = pathetic... jesus christ if you really are in the military, i hope the good soldiers beat the shit out of you and they dishonorably discharge you asap

also, you obviously are either an attention whore who lies or you authentically have a borderline personality, i hope you're just some weird liar trying to feel better about life by making up a fake life for a forum

oh and if you're serious, you are psychotic and you are attracted to law enforcement, that pretty much supports every point i've ever made in the off topic section

[King bumb.l.foot II]

Polar, your posts are entertaining

[thomasmeadow42069]

i made over 40 last year. and no im not poor.

but what ever. what do you do polor ?

and king bumblefuck ii you are a gay faggot,  no one here cares what you say or think so go make a "poop" joke and jerk off to tiny tim you fucking no good cock sucking queer.

your black to me

[thomasmeadow42069]

Polar, your posts are entertaining

oh hehehehe you and your girl talk

[King bumb.l.foot II]

i made over 40 last year. and no im not poor.

but what ever. what do you do polor ?

and king bumblefuck ii you are a gay faggot,  no one here cares what you say or think so go make a "poop" joke and jerk off to tiny tim you fucking no good cock sucking queer.

your black to me

Oh my god, i have been insulted by someone on the internet, i'm gonna cry now :'(

[yet.another.raisin]

Guys, I think you're looking at this all wrong. I suspect that Thomas may be some sort of low-level angel or demon trying to earn his wings and so he's been sent back to earth to be an endless pain-in-the-ass to some other schmuck who is apparently an even bigger dick than Mr Meadows. Kind of like Touched By An Angel, but the touching is inappropriate and the angel is a bit of a douchebag.

[aintitfun22]

Guys, I think you're looking at this all wrong. I suspect that Thomas may be some sort of low-level angel or demon trying to earn his wings and so he's been sent back to earth to be an endless pain-in-the-ass to some other schmuck who is apparently an even bigger dick than Mr Meadows. Kind of like Touched By An Angel, but the touching is inappropriate and the angel is a bit of a douchebag.

that or hes just an attention whore

[thomasmeadow42069]

sorry my problems are to real for youqueers

[Phenomenal]

sorry my problems are to real for youqueers

getting laid is more important than this, everyone, go over to my thread! =P

[polar]

i made over 40 last year. and no im not poor.

but what ever. what do you do polor ?

and king bumblefuck ii you are a gay faggot,  no one here cares what you say or think so go make a "poop" joke and jerk off to tiny tim you fucking no good cock sucking queer.

your black to me

your pay is public knowledge, the most you can make based on your age and rank is 1622 a month... LOL holy fuck you're a cutie pie i love liars <3

[thomasmeadow42069]

nope. thats the "pay" , but i still get paid BAS and BAH (so about 1300) every month and when im deployed i get tax free and what ever extra pay is in that zone.

[aintitfun22]

sorry my problems are to real for youqueers

shits real this dudes got some real shit goin on he be reppin straight outta compton