broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside

[thomasmeadow42069]

so that hooker i was dating didnt stop fucking  (her job i mean) so i got mad and threw her into a wall. She got scared and ran out of my apt. Whick i think was a tad bit dramic running out of my apt like she did.
anyway, Saturday night i asked her friend where my ex was gonna be, so i got drunk and drove over to the bar and started yelling at her, and some guy hit me but i threw a glass bottle at him , it missed and hit some asain (AZN) making him flip out , the boncers jumped on me , almost breaking my fucking arm, assholes,

sunday, i get out my mountain bike and had to pedal 30 miles to the bar because i left my truck there. still have no idea where my keys are at so i had to break the window and get my extra key from my glovebox. so fucking mad i had to break the window. as i was leaving some black started waving at me to come over, so i pull up and asked what he wanted, he said he remembered me from the night before and said he didn't want to see me around here nomore and i said i dont want to see no Ni88ers around where i work or live but i make the best of it. surpised he found it pretty funny.

at 5pm i pass out

[King bumb.l.foot II]

I've won the bet Demi, he hasn't changed a bit

[blueheart]

I've won the bet Demi, he hasn't changed a bit

While I was reading the post above I was thinking what you were going to tell me.
The cake is on its way to newcastle

[nemo]

This is desperately weak.

Make me laugh again Thomas.  Please.  No-one likes it when you're boring and telling the same story over and over again.

[Iconic Shawn]

Dude is like Holden Colfield (spl) in a way. Funny stuff man.

I can't believe she would run out of the house after you only just threw her around you know?



~S~

[King bumb.l.foot II]

While I was reading the post above I was thinking what you were going to tell me.
The cake is on its way to newcastle

i shall eat said cake and deliver a verdict out of 10

[Rocket Queen]

yawn.

[Kov]

Well technically speaking, I believe "whore" was an appropriate term.

[2NaFish]

you keep your spare keys in the glove box huh?

one free truck for 2na.

[thomasmeadow42069]

sorry my life bores you losers... at least im living

[UcudBmine]

sorry my life bores you losers... at least im living

Thomas Meadows Dictionary:
liv·ing (liv′iŋ)
· being a racist
· treating women like they are incapable of doing anything
· hooking up with std wearing hookers
· being absolutely ignorant
· thinking you made it in life, no matter it's bullshit
· acting like a retard


it doesn't bore us, we're glad we have an example of what happens if you fail in life
thank you thomas! 

[RP88]

This is desperately weak.

Make me laugh again Thomas.  Please.  No-one likes it when you're boring and telling the same story over and over again.

I don't know... I kind of enjoyed this one. I like how he's interwoven so many of his stories into this story. I do agree with you that he's going to need to come up with new material soon.

[Sean]

at 5pm i pass out ...

[King bumb.l.foot II]

I think he must be constantly high.  I bet it's from the window licking, maybe someone has been using WindowleneTM to clean them before Flushing Meadows got on the bus