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Offline thomasmeadow42069

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broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« on: June 28, 2010, 01:21:19 PM »
so that hooker i was dating didnt stop fucking  (her job i mean) so i got mad and threw her into a wall. She got scared and ran out of my apt. Whick i think was a tad bit dramic running out of my apt like she did.
anyway, Saturday night i asked her friend where my ex was gonna be, so i got drunk and drove over to the bar and started yelling at her, and some guy hit me but i threw a glass bottle at him , it missed and hit some asain (AZN) making him flip out , the boncers jumped on me , almost breaking my fucking arm, assholes,

sunday, i get out my mountain bike and had to pedal 30 miles to the bar because i left my truck there. still have no idea where my keys are at so i had to break the window and get my extra key from my glovebox. so fucking mad i had to break the window. as i was leaving some black started waving at me to come over, so i pull up and asked what he wanted, he said he remembered me from the night before and said he didn't want to see me around here nomore and i said i dont want to see no Ni88ers around where i work or live but i make the best of it. surpised he found it pretty funny.

at 5pm i pass out

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2010, 01:36:06 PM »
I've won the bet Demi, he hasn't changed a bit :lol:
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2010, 02:19:19 PM »
I've won the bet Demi, he hasn't changed a bit :lol:

While I was reading the post above I was thinking what you were going to tell me.
The cake is on its way to newcastle
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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 02:20:31 PM »
This is desperately weak.

Make me laugh again Thomas.  Please.  No-one likes it when you're boring and telling the same story over and over again.

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 02:59:29 PM »
Dude is like Holden Colfield (spl) in a way. Funny stuff man.

I can't believe she would run out of the house after you only just threw her around you know?

:lol:

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 03:18:07 PM »
While I was reading the post above I was thinking what you were going to tell me.
The cake is on its way to newcastle

i shall eat said cake and deliver a verdict out of 10
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 05:50:16 PM »
yawn.

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 05:55:25 PM »
Well technically speaking, I believe "whore" was an appropriate term.
You should make your tag line something to the effect of "Kov's realism, shattering idealism everywhere."

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2010, 06:38:44 PM »
you keep your spare keys in the glove box huh?

one free truck for 2na.
POOFFF!!! couldn't take it anymore, BP

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 06:50:38 PM »
sorry my life bores you losers... at least im living

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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 07:43:17 PM »
sorry my life bores you losers... at least im living

Thomas Meadows Dictionary:
liv·ing (liv′iŋ)
· being a racist
· treating women like they are incapable of doing anything
· hooking up with std wearing hookers
· being absolutely ignorant
· thinking you made it in life, no matter it's bullshit
· acting like a retard


it doesn't bore us, we're glad we have an example of what happens if you fail in life
thank you thomas!  :thumbsup:
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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2010, 08:57:24 PM »
This is desperately weak.

Make me laugh again Thomas.  Please.  No-one likes it when you're boring and telling the same story over and over again.

I don't know... I kind of enjoyed this one. I like how he's interwoven so many of his stories into this story. I do agree with you that he's going to need to come up with new material soon.
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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2010, 01:36:10 AM »

at 5pm i pass out ...
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Re: broke up with my whore of a girlfriend. details inside
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2010, 01:47:40 AM »
I think he must be constantly high.  I bet it's from the window licking, maybe someone has been using WindowleneTM to clean them before Flushing Meadows got on the bus :nod:
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

 



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