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[nunsnposers]

are you hot? maybe we could have sex?

THis is me about a year ago in Iraq, about 30 to 40 mins south of baghdad.

I need to know who i can trust on here

NOTE: to date, only one woman has made me cum from a BJ and she was a 50 year old I met in a bar.

btw,

the best head i ever got was from a 48 year old. just saying

teenage dirt bag. i forgot the band name, i think it startes with a "W" thou.

wow, the "12" thing was a little uncalled for dont you think bonnie? the youngest i ever tryed banging was a 17 year old when i was 25. however , the law said that was okay in Ill.


it bull shit that women can get whatever they want

girls that say "no" are babies. and no one likes babies

i'm a cop in the air force

last week i went to dinner at a place down the road from where i live and a group of teenagers were sitten at a table being loud as fuck. like really, no manners? when i was their ages 10 to 12 years ago i never acted that way. even in my home town when i go there i notice kids being fucking annoying as fuck. and when i was their age i usedto hang with some fucking retards and we never acted that way.

i was at the gym last night, and these fucking 16 or 17 year olds were in there. jesus christ! you go there to work out, NOT FUCKING PLAY!!!

so fucking annoying!

if they are inthere tonight when they go, Im gonna grab one of them by their collar and drag their asses out. I FUCKING HATE KIDS!!!!!

i wish i could kill people that think 9/11 was a inside job. i think they are wrost then the sandnig8ers that did the attacks.

I think the JFK was shot by a lone gun man as well.

cuz im sick of GIRLS my age (27) always being married and having fucking kids. I mean what the fuck?

I met , honestly, the hottest girl in my life last week, and guess what, shes married!

pisses me off, to top it off he is not even white.

i mean this girl is the finest! what ever, im gonna try and fuck her anyway, what do i have to lose?

lets talk about them lol

i like it when they wear dipers

i honestly dont see women being strong, im in the Air force and i dont think women that are higher ranking or that are officers are no where as strong as men. I remember once when i was stationed in St Louis,i was at a post working with a girl and she took my spot while i took a break. anyway, this female Major tryed pulling shit on her, so the girl got me, and surpise surpise the Female Major stoped being bitchy when i walked in. funny too because a Major out ranks me by a shit load. but again, i dont take women as being strong.

but yea, even when i write this,i think of all the girls i knew that went to get a degree and the ones that did are ether moms or work jobs that dont really need a degree.

and honestly, women will make at least middle Management if they are good looking .

i might make a you tube about this when i wake up.

women strong?

hardly.

really, in my whole 27 years i have only met like, fuck, 1 chic that made it, another that also "made it"....

im sure i know orthers but im drawing a big blank.

i remember this one women years back when i worked at Target, her name was Dee. i remember this fat bitch because she had the Rep of being being a "hardass". she was known to take matters in to her own hands.

she also used to yell at people at the top of her lungs and talk about how tuff she was.

however!

when one of her bosses would just tell her she was doing something wrong or if she got in trouble, Guess what, she does what most women fucking do... CRY.

no joke, she got a bad yearly reveiw and she started balling, it was so fucking pathic and retarded.

she also couldnt take it when someone said she was doing something wrong.

she would take sooooo long to do her job in the mornings. no joke, I timed my self once when she was gone, what took her 2 hours , took me 45 mins. and when me and orthers pointed that out, well she does what women also do,

stop listening to whats being said and trys to argue about nothing.

it took the 2 years i worked there, but she finally got let go. so funny. then when she got letgo, she used to come in all the time and start shit with the bosses.she started getting into with one boss that didnt even work with her when she was working there.

grrr so much more i want to say but i got to get up at 1pm for work and 9 15 am here

women, imo, belong at home making sure their kids grow up right . honestly, there is no point in them getting a degree. none!

they are not as strong or as smart as men. and men are above women in every way.

yet these days! if people DON'T say women are at least  on the same level as men, they are a bad person.

and thats bullshit! name a a female at any job and i can show you a better male. i mean jesus, look at hollywood, once a women hits 35 she is done, but men get the their best roles when they are older.

and im sorry to say, its the same in any job, once a women starts to lose looks she stops going up the job staircase.

here is another case, you take a man who has sex with a teen, and he is a monster (not saying he isn't), yet you you have that same teen get knocked up by her "boyfriend" in high school, and she becomes a fucking charity case.

and why is that, have you seen how 13 and 14 year olds dress now a days. sorry to be frank, but they are asking to be raped.

idont think the stuff i say is retarded

women are better at taking a dick in the ass,i'll give you that

out of the 270 ish from my high school class, I can honestly say im doing better then almost all of them. Like only 3 orthers maybe live a better life.

and I love adding people i havnt seen in years and telling them how great my life is now!

my 10 year high school get together is in 2 years, but i dont even see a point in going.

I love my life now.

like so many of the "coolkids" i went to school with are doing soooooooooooo piss  poor in life lol.

like no joke, the capt. of the westlering team became a fisher...lol wut the fuck. wish i could become a fisher and call it a good life.i have goals thou.

I love those cunts that went to school for 4 years after highschool and still live in my home town ...lol what dumb whore cunts.

do real people even live in holland? lol

i don't play facebook games. I play a thing called "life" and im fucking winning at it.

and to that 18 year old, talk to me when you moved out of mom and dad's house, Kay?

im gonna go to my 10 year class get together and punch out some losers

i love it when a woman gets a degree , she spent 4 years going to school to get it, she got fat, looks like a fat fucking dyke now. also, in 12th grade she said i was a loser and was never gonna make it...

she works at a mexican restarant lol. im gonna go in there,order a shit ton of food and then leave with out paying.

its gonna be about my year in Iraq, but the story is gonna take place in space.

if you havn't fucked her then your wasting your time. find a bitch that puts out, maybe a negro girl?

i love it when retards go sober for 30 days and they get a fucking pat on the back and a keychain (from reheb , i've seen the 30 day keychains).

like really, who gives a fuck, I have been sober for almost 30 fucking years and i don't get any pats on the back. I don't get free money from the gov.

shouldn't people pay me to be in good shape? why do people with problems that are made by themselves get a free ride.


its bull shit.


i used to get made fun of for NOT doing drugs, and a lot of those people that gave me a hard time for not doing drugs grew to be the biggest sacks of shits in michigan, if not earth. like this one girl i knew lived with her mom and dad till she was 25. one bitch has like 5 kids now with diffrent dads. i'm guessing 46% of the kids have black dads.

a lot of people i know live in trailer parks. one works at pizza hut.

i honestly think i fucked up by having a good job and goals i set for my self.

i guess if your a fuck up and a sack of shit, your a hero in the eyes of obama

[nunsnposers]

nah, just go for the black girls that act white. you should be fine.

i fucked a black girl i met on facebook thou my highschool . I knew who she was and all and i hit her up. she had 2 kids ( or maybe just one i cant remember) and was getting married, but i told her i was in town and wanted to hang out with her.

we got a hotel room to hang out in, she keep saying that she didnt want to fuck but it didnt take long.

she was a lot of fun.

she wont talk to me after because she didnt want her future husband to find out

im about to go to work.

but all i'll say is Obama got his job because he is black. nuff said.

and the funny thing is, he isn't even 100% black.

so what im saying is, why dont i get rewarded for not doing drugs? for not fucking up like a retard?

i swear , every time some one fucks up in life, it seems like they get rewarded out of it. and im not talking about just drugs here.

but when i do something right i never get noticed for it.   

like what did i do wrong, do something right, what did you right? you did something wrong.

i like pulling out the most and getting the girl sticky with my seed

i can't stand this one fuck at work, so im gonna be like hey man whats up, then im gonna knock his ass out.

so yea , last month i started work at my new base and i'm kinda getting pissed.

like i hate fucking being the "new guy" because i keep getting pissed on since i'm new.

For starters, for the people that don't know, im a cop in the AF. Even though my year in iraq helped my over all career in the air force, not doing cop work that whole year or the time at my 1st base (only a little cop work i did there) and only doing security detail on my 1st deployment makes me look like a asshole when i dont know something.

and on top of that the dude training me is a fat sack of shit that i want to knock out. like i had to lose 30 pounds to get in shape, this dude doesnt even try.

also he thinks he is a super cop. like no joke, he almost fliped the car over on chasing another car just so he could give them a ticket for 5mph over the speed limet. i mean really?

and i hate being cop, like i'm gonna write some one a ticket for 5 over, jesus, i usally go 10 over my self.

and i went to do a report on a shoplifting andi felt bad for the kid  that shoplifted, but that fat sack of shit thinks he is a bad ass because he made the mom cry...

also, he gets pissed when i talk about my Iraq stories, so thats what i usally talk about. he trys to hit on this one girl we work with, and he'll tell a story about how he ran after a kid or wrote a parking ticket and i'll be a dickhead and say " oh yea? that reminds me of the time I was in IRAQ and did a walking portal just south of Baghdad."

then he'll get all mad because because he can't 1up me and be like "we gotta go now!"

also, he makes fun of people that work out , and when i was telling someone that i usally run for a hour he was like "OH THATS COOL" being all asshole about it.

just thought i would share. of and that chic he hits on, shes married butim pretty sure she wants my nuts.

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and king bumblefuck ii you are a gay faggot,  no one here cares what you say or think so go make a "poop" joke and jerk off to tiny tim you fucking no good cock sucking queer.

your black to me
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sorry my problems are to real for youqueers

I don't get it sometimes...
so when i hear about a girl that i knew in high school that i liked having a kid with a sack of shit that also went to high school with me, and not a kid with me....


it  upsets me.

im really bummed out right now. Ijust took a shit load of pills and im just mellowing out right now thinking about what i did wrong in life...

maybe i should of followed a path that most take... like that girls husband, he works on houses 

I was in iraq when they got married... i put my life on hold and this is what i get...

laugh if you want. I dont care

im trying to fuck some girls that post on here so i want my name known

this thread just proves what i have always thought about women.


when the job gets hard they cry and bitch and try to make their life sound soooooooooooooo hard...

sorry i made the forum busy here mods. maybe you should give the job to a man if you broke your fingernails on the keyboard mod ing my topics

so yea, i just hooked up with a 19 year old hooker and i think im in love...

her body was great and i liked her as a person.

i told her she can move in with me and i think she is!

update when i can

sorry, when you losers live your so called lives,i'm living adventures

hmmm no, im hardly ever on really.

you see with me, i always having something great to say and do so it just seems like im a around a lot when in fact im not. im usally at work honestly

and  kunt butt.l.fuck II, stop posting in my fucking threads, k?

you are the one thats a retarded sack of shit if there ever was one, always talking about your shitting habits and your love for tiny tim... fucking gay.

what ever, im in lov and you all cant stand it.

FU

Oh my god, I hate going to the store and old people are every where.

they smell, they are slow, when they are pushing a cart they cant control it good, they always walk down the middle of the lane, they are death traps in the parking lot.

like you have to be 15 or 16 when you start driving, why cant their be a End age?

oh my god i hate fucking old people.

yesterday i was in the store and some old guy bummed in to me because he wasn't watching where the fuck his old ass was going, so i  body checked his oldass into the cat food row, and he lost balence and pulled cat food down on him self lol. its what the asshole gets. then his old ass wife looked at me and called her a bitch and walked out of the store.

whats your story with old people?

hmm no, she has goals and made me wear a condom

she is spending the night tuesday...


and whoresey, you dont need to post in my threads anymore.

so i went to this pizza joint near my apt and when i got there , this homeless looking asshole rode up on his mountain bike saying they didn't open to 3pm.

fuck him. when that fucker went in to the kitchen, i threw hisbke in the back ofmy truck and drove off into the sunset

kov is a little girl who likes boys pee pee

i dont get why people are so retarded, can't think ahead, act like fucking retards in public, think they have to prove something, have no common sense, act immature, act fucking point less questions, play favs, dont get me,


chain saw to my fucking face.

shut the fuck up! i asked you to stop posting in my thread s you fuck p[sdg[pSGDp
ohSGDpgDS

just wondering really.

there is a baby that i guess has a room under mine and i have been thinking about burning the place down next time it wakes me up.

FATHER'S DAY!!!

is the most confusing holiday in the black community

i love the twilight movies and im hugly looking forward to eclipse.

anyone eles with me/.?

i hope that red headed cunt gets it!

i also hope jacob and edward become good friends

no, i dont joke

just a FEW reasons!

huge cock i have for a white man
cool job
stories to tell
i shoot guns for fun
i drive a truck
i have a huge TV

found out a girl i dated a while back went dyke... what does this mean?

oh im fucking off tonight... in my 19 year old

hey king buttfuck the 3rd

FYI. if you and horsey had a kid it would come out retarded..

have a nice life queer bag

no, because you only fuck gays and boys you cock sucking faggot

oh my god! so orther people can bash, piss on, shit on, diss me. make fun ofme because i like MJ, call me retarded.

BUT WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT BACK! IM A BAD GUY>!

WHY ARE YOUR RULES SO POINT LESS AND DUMB1!!!!!

TELL ME!!!!!!

I JUST BROKE A CHAIR I WAS ON DUE TO YOU !


WHY IM I GETTING TRAERTED THIS WAY1111


FUCKING TELL ME!!!

why would i be booted?

i came here because gnr is my fav band, and for some reason, i get treated like shit!

why , because i listen to MJ (god rest his soul) is that the reason i get insulted on here so much?

or maybe because i know how to have a fun time.

every post i get called a retard. and it hurts. it fucken hurts a lot!

im sorry women are the weaker sex and i had to point it out. im sorry blacks are mostly worthless and i had to point it out. im sorry kids and old people are also worthless and i pointed it out.

im sorry i think on my own and have lived a life that i witness stuff 1st hand.

you all make me sick!

so that hooker i was dating didnt stop fucking  (her job i mean) so i got mad and threw her into a wall. She got scared and ran out of my apt. Whick i think was a tad bit dramic running out of my apt like she did.
anyway, Saturday night i asked her friend where my ex was gonna be, so i got drunk and drove over to the bar and started yelling at her, and some guy hit me but i threw a glass bottle at him , it missed and hit some asain (AZN) making him flip out , the boncers jumped on me , almost breaking my fucking arm, assholes,

sunday, i get out my mountain bike and had to pedal 30 miles to the bar because i left my truck there. still have no idea where my keys are at so i had to break the window and get my extra key from my glovebox. so fucking mad i had to break the window. as i was leaving some black started waving at me to come over, so i pull up and asked what he wanted, he said he remembered me from the night before and said he didn't want to see me around here nomore and i said i dont want to see no Ni88ers around where i work or live but i make the best of it. surpised he found it pretty funny.

at 5pm i pass out

okay, i think my 1st real prank is still today my best prank. honestly one of the only things i remember from my childhood.

k

so almost 20 years ago, when i was 9 or 10. my best bud Zack and me lived on the same street. you know how the summer is, just chillin having a good time.

well, there was a bitch of a old women that also lived on the street. Ms. Ryan was her name. she was around 70. anyway, she would always say that zack and me along with other  kids that lived on the street were always being loud. she even called the cops a few times. THe cops told us just to play on the orther end of the street because old people need more rest or someshit they would say.

so anyway. one hot summers day , zack and I are riding bikes and Zack falls off his bike. Well Ms. Ryan comes out yelling. both of us are pissed. so we come up with this great plan on how to get her back!

so later that same day. we jump her fence and go into her house though her basement window. we knew she would be asleep because the cop said she usally naps around this time.

so we make it up to her room on the 2nd floor. it was so fucking hot i remember. it was scary also because she didnt have her wig on so her head looked like a skull kind of. Her teeth were alsoin a jar and her huge ass glasses were on the table next to her. no joke, i remember my parents saying she was like 95% blind.

so anyway, shes laying on her back, snoring super loud. zack and I were fucking scared shit less,buti went around the bedwhile Zack stayed there.

Then Zack and me pull down our pants and startto give Ms. Ryan a golden shower.

both him and me were saving piss for a few hours and we let go on her. so much piss on Ms.Ryan. it was hot and from drinking juice and what not the piss smelled so bad. any way about 3/4th of us pissing on her she starts to wake up!

no joke she goes "wh--- wh--- whats going on *BRAF"

she pucks all over her self in the bed, then she trys to lift her selfup but she BARFS all over again.

she reachs for her glasses but Zack aims his piss on her face and she lays doing saying barly able to hear it:

"hellllllp" Hellllllllllllp me please god" Helllllp me"

Zack knocks over the table with the teeth and glasses and i could hear her starting to throw up again.

Ms. Ryan died 3 years later.

so whats your best prank?

it wasn't bad. i already posted what i did on my off days

funny that i get banned for calling people retards but in every fucking thread or reply to a  post i make i get called retarded or have a photo /video of a retard  posted under my text.

such fucking bullshit but what ever, you want to be tool, be fucking tools. i just say another one of my threads get delated. so much for free speech and all. eh?

also liked it how some one said they were going to call the cops on me  so much i could say about that and that person, but you losers need me to teach you on how not to be 120% fuck ups.

love it how me LIVIN my life scares you losers

so 2 weeks ago i went down south to Portland to chill with some people i know. we went to a bar and i met this girl that let me pull down her shirt and let me play with her tits infront of everyone.

well comes to find out sheis married , not that was gonna stop me . but she toldme to quit calling and txt'ing her.

so i started calling and txt'ing more. she says i dont have a chance and i hate losing.

so pissed.

anyone got good stories like this to share

i think a lot of them dont get the life i lead and my life of not fucking up scares them.

arabs are fucking gross

anyone can live a life like mine. just quit caring.

I found out the more you care, the more people try to use you.

and when you show intrest in something, is when people try to take it from you

Thats why when i go to the bar, when i hit on a bitch, its pretty well known to her that if she isn't gonna lay to me, its her own damn problem.

Enjoy!

[King bumb.l.foot II]

i wont even read it haha

[GGS]

A legend

[Madagascar07]

Haha this is hilarious.

[aintitfun22]

this is the greatest thread ever hahaha its fantastic

[Iconic Shawn]

Haha.. dude was fun to have around.

~S~

[thomasmeadow42069]

i'll be back someday

[Phenomenal]

are you hot? maybe we could have sex?

That is probably the best quote EVER. Hahahaha

[mooney]

the FATHER'S DAY joke was actually pretty fucking funny. great thread.