Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?

[2NaFish]

Clearly some fans get bored waiting for shows to start - Dublin, i'm looking at you - so i was wondering what the great and the good of cd.com could come up with to keep the fans entertained. Naturally it would be Gn'R themed. Just for starters,


Now We All Know Beta - A Q&A session. Closed by her doing karaoke.

Ron's Beard is Getting Sheared - Possibly not to be run every night due to constraints on Ron's facial follicles, but its basically Ron getting his bush trimmed.

Steven Adler, Pony Saddler - The crowd watches on in stunned silence as the ex-guns drummer shows us how to correctly saddle up a young horse. Concept may need some work.

Puns and dreadful rhymes are basically the only criteria for this. Just remember, if you come up with something that gets used it could save the band being attacked by beer bottles filled with urine.

Your band needs you.

[BGFAN]

DJ Ashba rocking the Casbah by throwing objects mainly bottles of mineral water and drum sticks at the audience.

[muchtoohigh]

Frank Drives A Tank

Basically Frank drives around onstage in a piss-bottle-proof tank for as long as it takes the others to sort their hair out

[seely]

Mother Goose's Christmas Preparation

Chris Pittman, mother goose himsef, shows the audience how to prepare the perfect seasonal dish

[Bigphil1]

Get ripped with Richard Fortus   Richard leads the crowd in a grueling workout and shows you how to get great abs. The crowd will have no energy left for the concert but at least they'll look fucking sexy.

[anythinggoes]

DJ'IN WITH DJ

DJ Ashba comes on Stage and Spins some discs, with Audience Participation

[Karin_Sixx]

Get ripped with Richard Fortus   Richard leads the crowd in a grueling workout and shows you how to get great abs. The crowd will have no energy left for the concert but at least they'll look fucking sexy.

I like this.


I like all of this.

[2NaFish]

Kick The Bucket - Terminally ill fans get the chance to win a copy of the next guns n' roses album (may have to be picked up by the executor of their estate). It's dead simple, whichever dieing die-hard can kick a KFC bucket the farthest wins!! As a gag prize for whomever comes last, they will receive a placebo instead of real meds.

[perfect_spy]

Get Stinson to throw his Bass up in the air.

[UcudBmine]

Smoke some weed with Dizzy Reed

speaks for itself

[blueheart]

Get ripped with Richard Fortus   Richard leads the crowd in a grueling workout and shows you how to get great abs. The crowd will have no energy left for the concert but at least they'll look fucking sexy.

yes! I like that!

[blueheart]

Come dine with Dizzy Reed Dizzy is showing you how to make the perfect birthday cake

[2NaFish]

Street of Dreams - As well as being an internationally renowned bongo-ist, Dizzy Reed is also part time oneiromancer. As a prelude to guns gigs he'll invite members of the audience to share their dreams and from that he'll predict the future. Usually his predictions involve waiting a while for the gig to begin and usually he's right.

[King bumb.l.foot II]

Go potty train with Brain


Brain teaches you the basics in how to secretly relieve yourself of water during the gig