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Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« on: January 03, 2011, 05:54:32 PM »
Clearly some fans get bored waiting for shows to start - Dublin, i'm looking at you - so i was wondering what the great and the good of cd.com could come up with to keep the fans entertained. Naturally it would be Gn'R themed. Just for starters,


Now We All Know Beta - A Q&A session. Closed by her doing karaoke.

Ron's Beard is Getting Sheared - Possibly not to be run every night due to constraints on Ron's facial follicles, but its basically Ron getting his bush trimmed.

Steven Adler, Pony Saddler - The crowd watches on in stunned silence as the ex-guns drummer shows us how to correctly saddle up a young horse. Concept may need some work.

Puns and dreadful rhymes are basically the only criteria for this. Just remember, if you come up with something that gets used it could save the band being attacked by beer bottles filled with urine.

Your band needs you.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 11:12:40 AM by Sean »
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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 04:41:21 AM »
DJ Ashba rocking the Casbah by throwing objects mainly bottles of mineral water and drum sticks at the audience.
Not gonna get my fucking head kicked in
Not gonna die in a fucking loonie bin

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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 02:35:47 PM »
Frank Drives A Tank

Basically Frank drives around onstage in a piss-bottle-proof tank for as long as it takes the others to sort their hair out

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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 04:13:03 PM »
Mother Goose's Christmas Preparation

Chris Pittman, mother goose himsef, shows the audience how to prepare the perfect seasonal dish
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Now dont crash it!

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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 04:40:40 PM »
Get ripped with Richard Fortus   Richard leads the crowd in a grueling workout and shows you how to get great abs. The crowd will have no energy left for the concert but at least they'll look fucking sexy.
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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 04:51:09 PM »
DJ'IN WITH DJ

DJ Ashba comes on Stage and Spins some discs, with Audience Participation
oh wont you please take me home

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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 05:49:03 PM »
Get ripped with Richard Fortus   Richard leads the crowd in a grueling workout and shows you how to get great abs. The crowd will have no energy left for the concert but at least they'll look fucking sexy.

I like this.


I like all of this.
Dont take this the wrong way Karin but your friends look like they are wild in bed, I mean pure filthy.

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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 06:26:43 PM »
Kick The Bucket - Terminally ill fans get the chance to win a copy of the next guns n' roses album (may have to be picked up by the executor of their estate). It's dead simple, whichever dieing die-hard can kick a KFC bucket the farthest wins!! As a gag prize for whomever comes last, they will receive a placebo instead of real meds.
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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 04:56:46 AM »
Get Stinson to throw his Bass up in the air.
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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 05:36:39 AM »
Smoke some weed with Dizzy Reed

speaks for itself
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol

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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 05:57:26 AM »
Get ripped with Richard Fortus   Richard leads the crowd in a grueling workout and shows you how to get great abs. The crowd will have no energy left for the concert but at least they'll look fucking sexy.

yes! I like that!
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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 06:00:18 AM »
Come dine with Dizzy Reed Dizzy is showing you how to make the perfect birthday cake

"There was this guy at the end of my hallway playing all this loud music and shit. What the fuck? Oh — it's Duff!" - Axl Rose, 14.10.2010, o2 London

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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 06:24:49 AM »
Street of Dreams - As well as being an internationally renowned bongo-ist, Dizzy Reed is also part time oneiromancer. As a prelude to guns gigs he'll invite members of the audience to share their dreams and from that he'll predict the future. Usually his predictions involve waiting a while for the gig to begin and usually he's right.
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Re: Bored of waiting for axl to come on stage?
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 07:21:50 AM »
Go potty train with Brain


Brain teaches you the basics in how to secretly relieve yourself of water during the gig
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

 



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