Author Topic: whats the creepiest thing you ever did for love?? (Read 729 times)

theman · « **on:** July 19, 2011, 06:25:07 PM »

okay, I've never told this to ANYONE before!

so the the summer I was 16, there was a was a chic that lived next to my parents house. she was like 21 or 22. She was a bartender and still lived with her mom and dad because she was going to school.

She wasn't home a lot, but sometimes i could see her though the windows. once I saw her in a t-shirt and panties.

so anyway.

that summer, that girl, her mom and dad went on vacation up north. So my parents agreed to get their mail and I was asked to mow their yard. So my parents had their key to the house.

so once when my parents went to the store I walked over there, walked in. went in side the girls room and jerked off in her sheets.

2NaFish · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2011, 06:40:30 PM »

I'd do anything for love, but sneaking into a girls room to rub one out? I won't do that. oh no. no I won't do that.

wouldn't have been as catchy a song.

Karin_Sixx · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2011, 06:58:05 PM »

That was a long, built up story, for such a terrible ending.

2NaFish · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:45:42 AM »

Quote from: Karin_Sixx on July 19, 2011, 06:58:05 PM

That was a long, built up story, for such a terrible ending.

sounds like a 'happy ending'.

gedditt?!???!!1!??

sunnyp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2011, 05:03:47 PM »

Quote from: theman on July 19, 2011, 06:25:07 PM

okay, I've never told this to ANYONE before!

so the the summer I was 16, there was a was a chic that lived next to my parents house. she was like 21 or 22. She was a bartender and still lived with her mom and dad because she was going to school.

She wasn't home a lot, but sometimes i could see her though the windows. once I saw her in a t-shirt and panties.

so anyway.

that summer, that girl, her mom and dad went on vacation up north. So my parents agreed to get their mail and I was asked to mow their yard. So my parents had their key to the house.

so once when my parents went to the store I walked over there, walked in. went in side the girls room and jerked off in her sheets.

I don't think they would have needed Columbo to figure out who'd done it. The horny teenage boy with a spare key or... erm... Who else?!

King bumb.l.foot II · « **Reply #5 on:** July 23, 2011, 04:23:29 AM »

We need a 20 min youtube review about how soft her sheets were...

the_relic · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2011, 09:15:05 AM »

lmao that guys fucked.

uhhh, sang the song creep by radiohead. it's about the creepiest thing I did, i mean i do occasionally look at her yahoo pulse updates but even then...fuck it. shes a bitch anyway so who gives a fuck.

mongis · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2011, 03:05:38 PM »

srrrrrsly, thats some fucked up shit right there

antonyrose · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2011, 12:28:42 PM »

How is jerking off on her sheets show her you love her??? Your just some sicko who will probably end up raping a girl and saying it was for love.

mongis · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:29:28 PM »

He was 16. I bet it made sense back then, but still, doesn't change the fact that he's a sick fuck.

King bumb.l.foot II · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:47:46 AM »

I did "that" Yes that's right, i went where meatloaf would not.

aintitfun22 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2011, 03:44:33 PM »

thats not doing something for love, thats just bein a weird fucker.

Robbie · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2011, 11:31:08 AM »

Quote from: mongis on October 11, 2011, 01:29:28 PM

He was 16. I bet it made sense back then, but still, doesn't change the fact that he's a sick fuck.

Did you ever sell your siter in the end?

XshadowX · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2011, 12:02:38 PM »

Hmmm.... Creepiest thing I ever did for love? Probably the time I fucked my ex-girlfriend (we were still dating then) while her kid was sleeping in the same room...

mongis · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2012, 01:35:02 PM »

I was busted while eating cunt in 69 position by the girl's stepfather. We both froze. After 10 sec of silence (cock still in her mouth) the guy said something, like, 'we should get out more cause there's such a nice weather'.
fuck man, i ran home pretty quickly after that, but i guess her family dinner afterwards was kinda creepy for her.

Karin_Sixx · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2012, 01:49:40 PM »

Quote from: mongis on January 31, 2012, 01:35:02 PM

I was busted while eating cunt in 69 position by the girl's stepfather. We both froze. After 10 sec of silence (cock still in her mouth) the guy said something, like, 'we should get out more cause there's such a nice weather'.
fuck man, i ran home pretty quickly after that, but i guess her family dinner afterwards was kinda creepy for her.

Eating cunt? As lovely as this story is, I would put a considerable amount of money on this not actually being true.

Axl66 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2012, 10:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Karin_Sixx on February 02, 2012, 01:49:40 PM

Quote from: mongis on January 31, 2012, 01:35:02 PM
I was busted while eating cunt in 69 position by the girl's stepfather. We both froze. After 10 sec of silence (cock still in her mouth) the guy said something, like, 'we should get out more cause there's such a nice weather'.
fuck man, i ran home pretty quickly after that, but i guess her family dinner afterwards was kinda creepy for her.

Eating cunt? As lovely as this story is, I would put a considerable amount of money on this not actually being true.

Like men tend to lie about their sexual life...such nonsense :P

mongis · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2012, 06:19:26 AM »

whats not true with this? we were like 16. We were busted a lot of times, just not in 69 and by her stepfather.

Sean · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2012, 09:44:06 AM »

Quote from: mongis on February 17, 2012, 06:19:26 AM

whats not true with this? we were like 16. We were busted a lot of times, just not in 69 and by her stepfather.

I believe you sir. and knowing you it was probably Jimmy Page's daughter. Hi 5!!!

mongis · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2012, 01:00:49 PM »

Quote from: Sean on February 17, 2012, 09:44:06 AM

Quote from: mongis on February 17, 2012, 06:19:26 AM
whats not true with this? we were like 16. We were busted a lot of times, just not in 69 and by her stepfather.

I believe you sir. and knowing you it was probably Jimmy Page's daughter. Hi 5!!!

hahaha HI fn' 5!

Karin_Sixx · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2012, 02:16:40 PM »

Quote from: mongis on February 17, 2012, 06:19:26 AM

whats not true with this?

The whole story, as I previously stated.

machinegunlotus · « **Reply #21 on:** March 06, 2012, 09:12:07 PM »

I believe the dude ate cunt.

Robbie · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2012, 08:36:58 AM »

Quote from: machinegunlotus on March 06, 2012, 09:12:07 PM

I believe the dude ate cunt.

haha

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