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Offline dman1991

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Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« on: August 25, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »
God, checking out the hot celebs on my yahoo homepage and wouldnt you know it this bitch pops up in the next photo. She is not even remotely attractive, and she is in the slide after Scarlett Johannson, what the fuck is wrong with this country??? I dont care if she has slimmed down, she is an ugly, ugly woman, why must she try and be in the same company as attractive hollywood stars???? Is she blind? Does she still believe her mom and dad when they say she is the most beautiful thing they have ever seen???? I dont get it!!!!


K thats all.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2011, 04:25:29 PM »
i too am offended by her existence.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2011, 06:38:14 PM »
add me to her list of non-fans
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 01:34:46 PM »
It's the jaw.
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Dont take this the wrong way Karin but your friends look like they are wild in bed, I mean pure filthy.

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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 02:16:55 PM »
Thank you all. Cant fucking stand her. Ugly, no talent, no personality, just plain nothing going on for her. A waste of space that never has to work in her life.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2011, 12:23:52 AM »
Quote from: Karin_Sixx on August 26, 2011, 01:34:46 PM
It's the jaw.

This is true. Her double neck is in the way of an otherwise pretty average face.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 04:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Rocket Queen on August 27, 2011, 12:23:52 AM
This is true. Her double neck is in the way of an otherwise pretty average face.
Averagely ugly... Srry even suggesting that any part of kelly osbourne is or could potentially be average could be viewed as a compliment towards that dull troll, and would be breaking the rules of this thread. Can I have mod status just for this thread?
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 04:20:39 PM »
Pretty disappointed in this forum, I thought this would have 10 pages by now.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 07:40:49 PM »
Yeah, turns out we don't care about the important topics anymore.
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Quote from: rds.06 on April 30, 2009, 08:58:46 AM
Dont take this the wrong way Karin but your friends look like they are wild in bed, I mean pure filthy.

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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 10:05:42 PM »
Hey, the more hits this page get, the better chance she reads it and disappears from our gossip columns. This means I will not have to look at her ugly dress on the slide after Mila Kunis.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2011, 04:48:18 AM »
Just post Kelly's pic, the jaw will spread so far down that the thread will go over 10 pages automatically
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2011, 12:44:05 PM »
i hate her so much!!!!

not really, frankly i rarely notice her, but for the purposes of pleasing dman i want this to run and run and run.

FUCK YOU OSBOURNE!!!
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2011, 12:21:21 PM »
Quote from: 2NaFish on September 03, 2011, 12:44:05 PM
i hate her so much!!!!

not really, frankly i rarely notice her, but for the purposes of pleasing dman i want this to run and run and run.

FUCK YOU OSBOURNE!!!
YESSSSS!!!!! God I thought I was the only one, she is so stupid and annoying, fuck her and her fucked up jaw.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2011, 12:28:15 PM »
Turns out these guys were looking at Kelly Osbourne

What the hell is that
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