Author Topic: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne! (Read 567 times)

dman1991 · « **on:** August 25, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »

God, checking out the hot celebs on my yahoo homepage and wouldnt you know it this bitch pops up in the next photo. She is not even remotely attractive, and she is in the slide after Scarlett Johannson, what the fuck is wrong with this country??? I dont care if she has slimmed down, she is an ugly, ugly woman, why must she try and be in the same company as attractive hollywood stars???? Is she blind? Does she still believe her mom and dad when they say she is the most beautiful thing they have ever seen???? I dont get it!!!!

K thats all.

2NaFish · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2011, 04:25:29 PM »

i too am offended by her existence.

King bumb.l.foot II · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2011, 06:38:14 PM »

add me to her list of non-fans

Karin_Sixx · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:34:46 PM »

It's the jaw.

dman1991 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2011, 02:16:55 PM »

Thank you all. Cant fucking stand her. Ugly, no talent, no personality, just plain nothing going on for her. A waste of space that never has to work in her life.

Rocket Queen · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:23:52 AM »

Quote from: Karin_Sixx on August 26, 2011, 01:34:46 PM

It's the jaw.

This is true. Her double neck is in the way of an otherwise pretty average face.

dman1991 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Rocket Queen on August 27, 2011, 12:23:52 AM

This is true. Her double neck is in the way of an otherwise pretty average face.

Averagely ugly... Srry even suggesting that any part of kelly osbourne is or could potentially be average could be viewed as a compliment towards that dull troll, and would be breaking the rules of this thread. Can I have mod status just for this thread?

dman1991 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2011, 04:20:39 PM »

Pretty disappointed in this forum, I thought this would have 10 pages by now.

Karin_Sixx · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2011, 07:40:49 PM »

Yeah, turns out we don't care about the important topics anymore.

dman1991 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2011, 10:05:42 PM »

Hey, the more hits this page get, the better chance she reads it and disappears from our gossip columns. This means I will not have to look at her ugly dress on the slide after Mila Kunis.

King bumb.l.foot II · « **Reply #10 on:** September 03, 2011, 04:48:18 AM »

Just post Kelly's pic, the jaw will spread so far down that the thread will go over 10 pages automatically

2NaFish · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2011, 12:44:05 PM »

i hate her so much!!!!

not really, frankly i rarely notice her, but for the purposes of pleasing dman i want this to run and run and run.

FUCK YOU OSBOURNE!!!

dman1991 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2011, 12:21:21 PM »

Quote from: 2NaFish on September 03, 2011, 12:44:05 PM

i hate her so much!!!!

not really, frankly i rarely notice her, but for the purposes of pleasing dman i want this to run and run and run.

FUCK YOU OSBOURNE!!!

YESSSSS!!!!! God I thought I was the only one, she is so stupid and annoying, fuck her and her fucked up jaw.

dman1991 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2011, 12:28:15 PM »

Turns out these guys were looking at Kelly Osbourne


What the hell is that

dman1991 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2011, 12:30:40 PM »

Quote from: 2NaFish on September 03, 2011, 12:44:05 PM

frankly i rarely notice her.

Thats how it is supposed to be, then I see her posing for pictures n shit cuz she lost a few pounds and for some reason thinks she is attractive.

Listen I know I aint that good looking, thats why I dont dress up celeb style and flaunt my shit around, ya dig?

2NaFish · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2011, 12:40:00 PM »

I just punted a homeless guy in the face because of kelly osborne. I looked at him in his shabby clothes and his plaintive pleading face, with his pathetic cup which he used to beg for change so that he can fill his veins with smack or buy cheap powerful lager so that he can rot his brain and hide away from the world and his numerous problems ranging from his cruelly disfigured face, lack of social grace and, not to put to fine a point on it, bad breath, and I thought to myself...

...this guy would make a more appealing celebrity than Kelly Osborne. So I punted him one square in the jaw to show my disdain for the world.

dman1991 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2011, 01:13:44 PM »

pffff, haha I spit my coffee out 2na.

dman1991 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2011, 01:16:17 PM »

I have taken shits more attractive then Kelly Osbourne. If you want me to post a pic to prove it I will. I am also quite positive that said shits were more talented than her.

dman1991 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2012, 06:39:59 PM »

Bump, just had to fucking look at her again on my yahoo homepage.

2NaFish · « **Reply #19 on:** January 15, 2012, 06:45:43 PM »

I don't think I've given her w second thought since I last saw this thread. that's how far she is from the British media multiplied by how little I know about the sort of world she inhabits.

anyway, I bet she's still a fucking mutant.

Rocket Queen · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:36:21 PM »

Haha God, you are merciless.

dman1991 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2012, 01:54:19 PM »

I have a few mutant friends and they would be pretty pissed if I told them the word mutant was being used to describe Kelly Osbourne. I will pretend I didnt read your last post 2na.

Robbie · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2012, 01:39:44 PM »

yet you keep talking about her!

dman1991 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:43:20 AM »

I know, but in order to spread awareness it must be talked about.

2NaFish · « **Reply #24 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:25:41 AM »

i can't look at this thread without saying it in a bad chinese accent. "fruck you kerry osbolne"

vaguely racist, i know, but i do it every time and felt you - yes YOU - should know.

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