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Offline dman1991

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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2011, 12:30:40 PM »


 frankly i rarely notice her.

 



Thats how it is supposed to be, then I see her posing for pictures n shit cuz she lost a few pounds and for some reason thinks she is attractive.

Listen I know I aint that good looking, thats why I dont dress up celeb style and flaunt my shit around, ya dig?
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2011, 12:40:00 PM »
I just punted a homeless guy in the face because of kelly osborne. I looked at him in his shabby clothes and his plaintive pleading face, with his pathetic cup which he used to beg for change so that he can fill his veins with smack or buy cheap powerful lager so that he can rot his brain and hide away from the world and his numerous problems ranging from his cruelly disfigured face, lack of social grace and, not to put to fine a point on it, bad breath, and I thought to myself...

...this guy would make a more appealing celebrity than Kelly Osborne. So I punted him one square in the jaw to show my disdain for the world.
POOFFF!!! couldn't take it anymore, BP

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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2011, 01:13:44 PM »
pffff, haha I spit my coffee out 2na.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2011, 01:16:17 PM »
I have taken shits more attractive then Kelly Osbourne. If you want me to post a pic to prove it I will. I am also quite positive that said shits were more talented than her.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2012, 06:39:59 PM »
Bump, just had to fucking look at her again on my yahoo homepage.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2012, 06:45:43 PM »
I don't think I've given her w second thought since I last saw this thread. that's how far she is from the British media multiplied by how little I know about the sort of world she inhabits.

anyway, I bet she's still a fucking mutant.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2012, 08:36:21 PM »
Haha God, you are merciless.

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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 01:54:19 PM »
I have a few mutant friends and they would be pretty pissed if I told them the word mutant was being used to describe Kelly Osbourne. I will pretend I didnt read your last post 2na.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2012, 01:39:44 PM »
yet you keep talking about her!

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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2012, 02:43:20 AM »
I know, but in order to spread awareness it must be talked about.
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Re: Fuck You Kelly Osbourne!
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2012, 04:25:41 AM »
i can't look at this thread without saying it in a bad chinese accent. "fruck you kerry osbolne"

vaguely racist, i know, but i do it every time and felt you - yes YOU - should know.
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