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Re: Cockroaches
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2011, 02:54:21 PM »
the SlaPoe roaches are without doubt the most ghey
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

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Re: Cockroaches
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2011, 12:08:19 AM »
"The roach will run or try to run, but will suddenly stop and die or be almost dead in one minute. It is best to throw it out as soon as possible, as it may revive. This happens because the roach breathes through its skin".

Now featuring Roach Zombies.

We've gotten sprayed 2. I have started googling "treatment for roach phobia" and will be calling my shrink mom across the pond (one of her areas of specialty are phobias". I was never afraid of bugs...sprider etc... but roaches are freaking evolutionary beasts. They frighten the shit out of me. They cause me to jump 2 feet into the air even when not there, whether it is my hair touching my arm... a black spot on the floor. They have infiltrated forbidden territory; my head. I'm taking the power back and plan to dominate them and take care of them. Setting up roach traps and getting sprayed for the 3rd time soon, which apparently is the charm. 3 times and they're usually all gone.

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Re: Cockroaches
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2011, 04:48:20 AM »
usually. sounds like you've got super-roaches though.
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Re: Cockroaches
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2011, 05:28:30 AM »
"The roach will run or try to run, but will suddenly stop and die or be almost dead in one minute. It is best to throw it out as soon as possible, as it may revive. This happens because the roach breathes through its skin".

Now featuring Roach Zombies.

We've gotten sprayed 2. I have started googling "treatment for roach phobia" and will be calling my shrink mom across the pond (one of her areas of specialty are phobias". I was never afraid of bugs...sprider etc... but roaches are freaking evolutionary beasts. They frighten the shit out of me. They cause me to jump 2 feet into the air even when not there, whether it is my hair touching my arm... a black spot on the floor. They have infiltrated forbidden territory; my head. I'm taking the power back and plan to dominate them and take care of them. Setting up roach traps and getting sprayed for the 3rd time soon, which apparently is the charm. 3 times and they're usually all gone.

how fuck did you know what I was doing 3am to 7am?     I flipped the fuck out.   I ripped out my kitchen,  broke glass jars (by accident) full of cocoa all over the place.  I was a little manic. I was a Paranoid Rambo shooting into a crowd of goodies just to made a kill.   I'm really pissed off and to my breaking point.   My landlord of this big building knows the issue for months but his dad is sick [so he's not around I don't care pick up the fucking phone and get it done] and now got the point where he left a note at the entrance  saying he'll fix it when he gets back ......   that was last month and nobody has seen him.   Months of complaints and that local 'it don't matter attitude' again I have to deal with... yes people are fucking idiots.

I really don't give a fuck if his dad is sick... when there is a fucking big building full of people at risk due to neglect. I pictures colonies forming and thriving from the due ignorance of mentality I have to deal with in thy country. We NEVER had a problem before, now I refuse to cook. I'm devastated and quite frankly feel violated.  This guy is a fucking douchebag faggot piece of shit. I see babies. That can't be good. Its an 8 floor building and Demy been in this building most her life. I'm gonna spray this fucking prick in the eyes with Deep Heat. Been complaining for a fucking year.  /fucking rant over going to fucking bed.
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Re: Cockroaches
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2011, 05:33:46 AM »
I need to find BORIC FUCKING ACID, traps, and a skirt
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Re: Cockroaches
« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2011, 06:48:20 PM »
Feel your pain Sean. Wikihow got some good advice in how to kill them bitches.


I live in a nice upscale apartment, only on 2nd floor. Prob is that 1) it's the south 2) old building and we still have original windows/doors.

Don't let it get to your head though... they are some amazing creatures who will survive a bunch of hard core shit, but we have a brain that is superior and we shall take them mofuckas outttt.

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Re: Cockroaches
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2011, 07:45:34 PM »
Feel your pain Sean. Wikihow got some good advice in how to kill them bitches.


I live in a nice upscale apartment, only on 2nd floor. Prob is that 1) it's the south 2) old building and we still have original windows/doors.

Don't let it get to your head though... they are some amazing creatures who will survive a bunch of hard core shit, but we have a brain that is superior and we shall take them mofuckas outttt.

thanks for being there ...sigh ..       I am embarrassed by the fact I even mentioned it.  Its just that I told them to fix it at the first sign of trouble like a year ago and they didn't.  Luck-fully that I haven't seen anything BIG in a long time.  mostly small. 

hi 5
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