Clever things to do for more money

[Turtles! They swim FAST]

Hello. Well it is no secret that I do not live in the country I am born into. In factor I am from Eastern Europeon in decent. (EASTERN EUROPE FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!)

Well, I have come up with great way to get money in this country. I pretend I do not work  This way I get extra money from government to which I send back to motherland. My wife pretends not to work either but she takes care of several children in our council home so we basically have earnings of over 1,500euros every week without any bills. We are free to use this money as we wish  I also pretend to have many children back home and the government give me social welfare payments for these fake children  I am not the only one to do this. In factor I am mild compared to other people who of I know. They get much more money, they pretend to be cripples of nature, pretend to have dying children in motherland. You said it brother 

[2NaFish]

Happy to be of assistance.

[Turtles! They swim FAST]

Are you trying to take the credit of this? My Eastern Europe brothers advised me of this and I do not remember you telling me of such things.

[2NaFish]

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For this to be effective you've got to roll with the punches.

[Turtles! They swim FAST]

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For this to be effective you've got to roll with the punches.

Do you know me or something?  did we chat about this when i took high or something?

[Rocket Queen]

Yeh. Took many high chat moneys.

[King bumb.l.foot II]

Cripples of nature...  Hmmmm

[Sean]

What country are you speaking of?

[dman1991]

In soviet russia money makes you!

[Faxl]

Reported to relevant authorities

[Karin_Sixx]

This is strange.

[Sean]

its massive Turtle Head Power

[aintitfun22]

vladmir putin was the funnier crazy eastern european poster

[Sean]

At first I thought this was an Adler type thread coming from mr. turtles