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CERN breaks speed of light again
« on: November 19, 2011, 08:14:05 AM »
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2011, 08:36:29 AM »
given the colossal failure of CERN so far, part of me thinks this is all very convenient as it makes them look like the huge investment has been worth it. As ever with science, independent replication is the key and occams razor says its still more likely this is some sort of error rather than a fundamental rewrite of physics.

or possibly its just too mind blowing to admit it might be right.
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2011, 09:46:07 AM »
Interesting theory about CERN!  I'm glad some other groups have started to test this now. Only time will tell.

Either way I'm pretty sure Einstein isn't going to be right forever... no-one ever is!
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2011, 10:19:01 AM »
So let me get this straight, Einstein's theory of relativity is up in the air and undermined, but Al Gore's theory about man made global warming is closed for debate?
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2011, 11:04:58 AM »
Quote from: polar on November 19, 2011, 10:19:01 AM
So let me get this straight, Einstein's theory of relativity is up in the air and undermined, but Al Gore's theory about man made global warming is closed for debate?

I'm sure there are people out there working on proving him wrong...
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2011, 08:06:05 PM »
Excelsior! Only Al Gore could get a Nobel Prize for doing a Powerpoint presentation of other peoples' work.
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2011, 10:26:44 PM »
Beam me a pizza from Nick's Pizza in Jersey  ........  then I'd be totally impressed
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 05:35:50 PM »
This post has been made in 2024... Red panda got released 2 years ago... it rocks! After the WW3 when all hipshers got slayed, the scientists devised  a neutrino based internet system that can send info in to the past... so here's a greeting from me... fist time I'm using it.

Btw... iPhone turned out to be a part of alien technology designed to track transformers on earth and destroy them before their invasion, but iluckly president's Cain managed to foil their efforts.
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 04:38:11 AM »
Oh My God.  I don't believe it!

This is sooooo exciting!

Are you serious?! Really?

Are you really telling me that...


It actually happened?!?!




.... They called it Red Panda?!  :D

Oh yeah!  :phrozen:  :phrozen:  :phrozen:



So who played on it?
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2011, 05:58:20 AM »
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2011, 11:37:15 AM »
Haha baguette sabotage?!  I would be soooo good at that.  There would be no more speed of light breaking if I got my hands on their sandwiches :lol:
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2011, 12:16:34 PM »
Quote from: Beanie on December 02, 2011, 04:38:11 AM
Oh My God.  I don't believe it!

This is sooooo exciting!

Are you serious?! Really?

Are you really telling me that...


It actually happened?!?!




.... They called it Red Panda?!  :D

Oh yeah!  :phrozen:  :phrozen:  :phrozen:



So who played on it?

it actually will have happened.
well, it was going really slowly till 2018, because of axl's voice problems dseveloped bacin 2014 china tour...  but at 2018 the neutrino communications technology was developed, so axl sent his music back to the past to 2000, and got Axl Rose from 2000 to record the songs, so Axl got Buckethead and Finck to play on those. In the next 3 years the band worked hard to record those, but then buckethead left... so they had to hire someone else. Couple of years later, they got Bumblefoot to re-record some of Buckets parts...(this all held up the Chinese democracy recording seasons) and the album was finished in 2012... but due to the law that prevents changing the past, axl wlasnt allowed to release them till the moment he sent the message to the past... He than sued the government for not allowing him to release them... but president Cain sent him self a message into the past to stop Axl from suing him... He sent his CIA agents from 2014 to presuade Axl from suing the government, and Axl at his famous Bejing concert started singing One in a million and held an anti CIA rant... which cause him to overload his vocals :( which in turn made him not able to record the songs he had written... but luckly in 2018 the neutrino communications technology was developed, so axl sent his music back to the past....

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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2011, 05:47:29 AM »
Haha! That was fun.

I wonder how many future albums they were actually recording while we were waiting all those years for Chinese...

DAMN YOU CERN! I will sabotage your baguettes and prevent you from drinking any Mountain Dew.
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2011, 07:30:07 PM »
damn it .... I totally forgot again to update my CD Dot Com fantasy this week......  AGAIN!!!  PM to lucky   :D

pssst I forgot to play the lottery yesterday too. just one more favor?
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2011, 08:44:38 PM »
2011 lucky here! .... future Lucky you fag... finally I catch you! you could have let me know that my ex was bad news!!! sob :( instead I see you posting on forums and making drunk posts on my FB acc!
dont you have some future holographic porn to watch instead of scewing me up!
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 03:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Lucky on December 04, 2011, 08:44:38 PM
2011 lucky here! .... future Lucky you fag... finally I catch you! you could have let me know that my ex was bad news!!! sob :( instead I see you posting on forums and making drunk posts on my FB acc!
dont you have some future holographic porn to watch instead of scewing me up!
All my future self wants to do is watch becker
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 08:24:16 PM »
Quote from: Lucky on December 04, 2011, 08:44:38 PM
2011 lucky here! .... future Lucky you fag... finally I catch you! you could have let me know that my ex was bad news!!! sob :( instead I see you posting on forums and making drunk posts on my FB acc!
dont you have some future holographic porn to watch instead of scewing me up!

Thats because I dont wanna talk to you.... you fool gave me lung cancer... stop smoking!!! I had to put a morgage on my house to buy me new set of lungs!!!

btw, BP, the lottery numbers are in the pm :D
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2011, 04:37:55 PM »
Oooo they've found the Higgs boson n' all... it's all kicking off there atm!  :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16074411
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2011, 07:20:13 PM »
higgs boson? more like suck my balls.


says this correspondant.
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2011, 03:44:43 AM »
Quote from: 2NaFish on December 09, 2011, 07:20:13 PM
higgs boson? more like suck my balls.


says this correspondant.

How about you collide your balls together at the speed of light to see what you discover...?
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2011, 05:26:22 AM »
much like the experiments at CERN that, my dear, would probably result in a black hole that would engulf reality. probably.

and that's not a risk I'm willing to take.
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2011, 06:18:56 PM »
seems the boffins at CERN weren't interested in my balls and dud something useful.

 www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16158374
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Re: CERN breaks speed of light again
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2011, 04:04:37 AM »
Oooo clever boffins!  :laugh:

Is it just me or does proving the existence of a new particle not really prove anything at all about what it's supposed to do?
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