Just commented a crime. I have to get off my chest.

[bucketsixx]

Shit dude.....I committed a crime once. I checked out of a hotel and went to the airport, only to find my flight was canceled. So I went back to the hotel to relax, eat breakfast, etc. Then grabbed a newspaper, went back to my room just out of curiosity. The door was open as the room had started to be cleaned, but no cleaning ladies in sight. So I closed the door and hung out for a half hour reading the paper, still no one came. I assumed they were washing the towels that I had wiped my cum on, since those towels were missing. They had emptied out my refigerator and left the stuff out in the open.

So I purposely spilled a 20 oz water and a 20 oz pepsi onto the carpet as I was leaving. No one saw me come or go.

ROCK N' FUCKIN ROLL.....

Is this real? This is a weird story.

Once I worked in a hotel where the Big Brother people stayed when they got evicted. That dick from the Towers of London was there, when he left, me and my friend went to snoop around his room to see how rock n' roll things got, it was pretty tame in there (as I had expected), there was a full bottle of Jim Beam which I took.
I forgot about that, thanks for reminding me.

Yes...apart from the bit about the towels- I would never do that.


HAHAHA...Towers of London!! Haven't heard that name in years....horrible band.

[Karin_Sixx]

I was going to say that the towel bit is the only part I did believe.

[bucketsixx]

I was going to say that the towel bit is the only part I did believe.

OOOOOoooooohhh how dare!!!

[2NaFish]

I spoke to Donny Tourette after a guns gig in Glasgow where they'd opened. a very polite young man from what I recall.

[Karin_Sixx]

I was going to say that the towel bit is the only part I did believe.

OOOOOoooooohhh how dare!!!

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I'm not going to apologise for that.

[Miss Andrea]

Once I stole a bird from a pet shop. I just grabbed it and put it in my purse


I almost got caught when the purse started chirping :P

[HeatherLilyTiger]

Once I stole a bird from a pet shop. I just grabbed it and put it in my purse


I almost got caught when the purse started chirping :P

That is hilarious!     You could have said it was the ringtone on your cell! 

[Miss Andrea]

Once I stole a bird from a pet shop. I just grabbed it and put it in my purse


I almost got caught when the purse started chirping :P

That is hilarious!     You could have said it was the ringtone on your cell! 

haha yeah, I used to have the bird singing as ringtone too.

im not really a thief or a birds freak  . I just had one of those childish episodes, like when you see a chocolate on a counter and you feel like grabbing it and run, run away fast.

it was eastern and I was left home alone with money in my pockets and the first useful and NECESSARY thing to buy was a rabbit :P , I wanted to give it to my little cousins as a pet. So I went to a petshop and they didnt have bunnies but they did have lots of birds, so I bought a cage, birdseed and a team of these instead:



when the shop assistant opened the cage to give them to me, one of them flew away. wont you go catch it? I asked. she said "no, I´ll catch it later". then I went to pay to the cash desk and she charged me a fucking lot, I was INFURATED, I was like "WHAT?? a cage and 2 fucking birds 30 dollars???. but I payed, and in the meanwhile my uncle and my aunt started chatting with the woman. As they all were chatting I saw that the bird who had escaped was quiet in a corner. I got closer... and it didnt move, I got even closer... and it let me grab it and put it in my purse. But remember: I WAS INFURATED FOR SUCH A RIP OFF!!! then I went to the cash desk and I interruped my uncle: ok, let's go!!!  when we were in the car I said: drive fast, remember the bird that had escaped? it's in my purse.

they sort of still cant believe it  there was a moment when I thought they would make me go back and return it.

[HeatherLilyTiger]

Once I stole a bird from a pet shop. I just grabbed it and put it in my purse


I almost got caught when the purse started chirping :P

That is hilarious!     You could have said it was the ringtone on your cell! 

haha yeah, I used to have the bird singing as ringtone too.

im not really a thief or a birds freak  . I just had one of those childish episodes, like when you see a chocolate on a counter and you feel like grabbing it and run, run away fast.

it was eastern and I was left home alone with money in my pockets and the first useful and NECESSARY thing to buy was a rabbit :P , I wanted to give it to my little cousins as a pet. So I went to a petshop and they didnt have bunnies but they did have lots of birds, so I bought a cage, birdseed and a team of these instead:



when the shop assistant opened the cage to give them to me, one of them flew away. wont you go catch it? I asked. she said "no, I´ll catch it later". then I went to pay to the cash desk and she charged me a fucking lot, I was INFURATED, I was like "WHAT?? a cage and 2 fucking birds 30 dollars???. but I payed, and in the meanwhile my uncle and my aunt started chatting with the woman. As they all were chatting I saw that the bird who had escaped was quiet in a corner. I got closer... and it didnt move, I got even closer... and it let me grab it and put it in my purse. But remember: I WAS INFURATED FOR SUCH A RIP OFF!!! then I went to the cash desk and I interruped my uncle: ok, let's go!!!  when we were in the car I said: drive fast, remember the bird that had escaped? it's in my purse.

they sort of still cant believe it  there was a moment when I thought they would make me go back and return it.

That is beyond hilarious...THAT IS FREAKIN' PRICELESS!!!!!  I just hurt myself from laughing so hard.     That's awesome that you actually used the chirp as your ringtone.  You didn't steal that birdie, young lady, you did the little fellow a favor.  He could have gotten hurt if he'd escaped from the shop.  I would have been pissed about being charged that much money, too.  Those are zebra finches, if you didn't already know.  I used to have some when I was a little kid.  I salute you for saving the finch!   

[Miss Andrea]

zebra finch? what a strange translation, here we call it "Diamante mandarín" 

[HeatherLilyTiger]

zebra finch? what a strange translation, here we call it "Diamante mandarín" 

That is strange that the translation is so different.  Diamante mandarin (sorry -- couldn't find the accent mark) sounds more beautiful than zebra finch, anyway!     What does that translate to? 

[Miss Andrea]

mandarin diamond



what an awesome translator i am